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Eating chips: normal, fine, okay Eating the little crumbly chips at the bottom of the bag: monstrous, piglike, "you're just gonna pour that in your mouth huh," american gluttony

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pour the chip flakes into your dip (works well with tortilla chips / salsa ) .. now you have chips cereal , eat with spoon like a gilded age piggo ..

Yeah, okay, sure. But if you're REALLY hard core, after dumping all of the crumbs in your mouth, you'll TEAR THE BAG DOWN THE SEAM and flatten it out, so you can lick off all of the remaining crumbs that stuck to the inside of the bag.

[lowering chip bag from over my gaping mouth hole] [brushing chip dust that surrounds me under the carpet with my bare foot] [using circa 2008 Miller Light shirt to wipe my greasy, salt covered nose] I didn’t sign up for this website to be judged

I don’t know if you do this too, but whenever I eat crisps that I pour on a plate with lunch (yeh yeh posh I know!) I eat the broken and little bits first. I now wonder if it’s me atoning for being monstrous - and hiding the evidence first!

I once left a room of coworkers speechless in disgust by pouring the salt in the bottom of a pretzel back into my mouth. But that’s the best part!