Peter Chilvers@peterchilvers.com16 Oct 2025The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.501K2.7K
Peter Chilvers@peterchilvers.comI think Jarvis lost the plot slightly with this moment of improv.16/10/25, 9:50 pm·25 reposts·191 likes
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