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That can only mean that Melania will be in the next Bond film.

I’m definitely not watching it. We canceled every Amazon subscription we had. So I’ll never see this movie.

I’m done with Amazon.

That's a stupid move

I'm pretty sure Amazon is named after the forest they have cut down for actual strip mining.

Barron T as the next Bond.

Ewww

RIP

Money controls nearly everyone

This is pretty much the final nail in the coffin for the theatrical film industry. Sad news.

Hell No !!!

"This is the end..."

Trump gave a pep talk to USA hockey team. And jinxed them

No James Bond for me in the future. Selling out to money. Is there no shame? Is greed all that’s left?

Next James Bond to have curious resemblance to Amazon founder

I think it is obvious that EVERYONE has a number.

Trying to divest myself from all things Amazon as much as possible. So will not be watching the next Bond movie.

Oh no

Sad times. Everything eventually dies.

That must have costed a fortune!

Selling out.

Bond is dead. RIP

Lmao held out all those years to sell it to the Walmart of entertainment

Bond multiverse is coming 🤦

Shame! Why not just shut it down? It was an enormous success!

That’s the beginning of the end… Sad! The Bond franchise has been an institution for so many years.

Bezos cannot even make himself Bruce Wayne.

Elon wants to be Goldfinger. Or Hugo Drax?

Whelp. I’m out. No more bond for me. Amazon has done some decent stuff but the formulaic direction I KNOW they will take it will be the end of the franchise.

Bezos owns Amazon, Trump owns Bezos. Bond 26 will contain a plot twist: Bond and Mi6 will actually be the bad guys trying to subvert democracy with a woke agenda. Thankfully a heroic US President and his trusty Russian sidekick thwart them and save Europe from itself. God Bless America!

I’ll always remember Connery, -Bond at the drive-ins.

They clearly have not seen the Amazon Studio LOTR bags of crap or they just don't GAF.

Let’s just hope they don’t go too DEI on us #Bond

Looking forward to the "Jimmy and Ernst" Action-Sitcom at a scottish orphanage, "Shaking, no stirr" the mockumentary about an aged Agent who tries luring nurses to his condo only to discover they are highly trained trans women. And of course "00Love - Skyhigh", featuring Mike Meyers' Austin Powers.

🎶 this is the end 🎶

A modern Bond-villain don't let him being killed, he buys Bond, that's how it goes.

There it goes.

So sad, from now on Bond will be killed in the first 10 minutes and will watch two hours of Russia taking over America and the UK

They run out of money or sth?

Give the Broccoli family a break. They created & sustained a legacy of exciting films that have "forever" impressed audiences. Remember the songs too. I will always love the Bond films. Maybe we'll get lucky and Amazon will hire the right people to keep the James Bond catalog relevant & fresh.

There goes the neighborhood.

James Bond really is dead.

Well, I’m sure Bozos won’t try to tear down a storied franchise like that, he’s been so careful with the Washington Posts’…

This seems like a pretty big deal. So there must've been a lot of money involved.

Bond died four years ago. No time to die was the sad ending of the franchise. What's next will be cash-grabs like "The return of Skywalker" and "The Dial of Destiny".

They'd be better of with Netflix, better quality and market share than Amazon Best to keep integrity and maintain excitement would be a Sunday night series on HBO.

Q: Finally, Bond, this pen has been equipped with a special microphone. Just say, ‘Alexa, get me MI5’ should you need it.

That ship sailed decades ago

Go to HBO for a Sunday night series.

That's spot on. Fuck Amazon.

And there ends a great franchise

Exactly. A rich white man.

Not happy about that…

Will Melania be the Bond girl?

Bond 2025: Hideous bald white male with fucked up extra-ocular eye muscles.

😢

In the next Bond movie, 007 takes down a porch pirate criminal syndicate hell bent on controlling the world's mail order business only to realize too late that Q had ordered a crucial gadget from Amazon, and now the world is doomed.

Prediction: There will never be another good Bond film again. But actually, I haven’t seen a new release in several decades.

I guess we're all going to pretend the Daniel Craig films weren't a load of gash.

Mistake

I'll miss James Bond movies.

But why?????

Oh, God, no! Will there be a female Bond? The horror.

'The Spy who left his gun in a neighbour's porch'

RIP

Never will watch another James Bond film. They can take all their gadgets and Walther ppk's and shove them up Jeff Bozo's ass. All the best Bond's and villians are gone anyway.

🎤🎵 Ca$h rules everything around me. Cream, get tha money. Dollar Dollar Bill y’all. The background song that the Broccoli family will hire WuTang to perform live, as they make snow angels with their dump trucks of cash. 🚚💰

Fuck bezos and his superyachts.

They fought against bad writers for the next Bond movie. Sad to see the work around is to buy the family out

Amazon made an offer the British couldn't refuse....

Je sais hélas...😥😖

What a shame!

Oh great. Now we’ll be stuck with Bond being portrayed by Chris Pratt.

Well may they rot.

RIP

So, 2-minute commercials during bond movies.

The next Bond movie is set to take place in an Amazon warehouse, where couriers will fight parcels with sorting workers.

This could spell the end of Bond.

Melania would make a great James Bond.

he'll be now know as jimmy suckerburgh

will they tuurn him into a usa wanker and call him jimmy

Nooooooooo!

I’m surprised they didn’t relinquish it to Dump.

Everyone has a price.

And the hits just keep on coming.

Farewell, Bond.