Post

😂

Screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

skeet of the month.

Umommy > umami

That's beautiful. Thank you.

damn, you found the only thing that could make this golden tweet golder

Lmao. Fucking gold

😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

I like how your mind works and have to follow you now!

Ulong: the noise the aliens make in Jeff Wayne's war of the worlds

Clever

😃😃😃

oipapi?

#instafollow 🤣🤣🤣

😂

first hearty chuckle of the day ty

that's gonna involve salsa dancing

Soothing

This made me laugh.

love it💖

Ok, that's really funny. I hope you thought that up on your own. Well, it doesn't matter, it's funny anyway.

Solid. Much appreciated 🤜🏻🤛🏻

Wasn’t there till uchild.

Elite skeeting right here 👍

Thanks for the heartiest laugh I’ve had all day!

🤣Thanks! I needed this!😂

A Five Stairsteps reference!

WHEN

Things will be brighter

🙄….🤭

oh ukid!

ueu: Baby Baby

Love

Ouch.

🤣 I needed that. Thanks 🤣

uchild hooked me and reeled me in.

That goes way back, but good

Lol I needed this laugh

🤣😂

🙏 it rhymes if you tilt your head just right when you read it

Hahaha

excellent 👌🏼

Dumamdi= your mum in Welsh

❤️

👍

lol sounds like Nate’s myth. Wouldn’t trust it.

I hate that this is funny 😂

Oh the humanity

like, there was no writing process here, it's just something @asclepiasrosa.bsky.social and I said to each other over coffee this morning and I posted it verbatim

people should eat mushrooms more bc umamo is an inherently funny word. Also, "they ain't all bangers", I post a ton of 10-like works of art too 🤣

😅😅😅 - no doubt, but not No Doubt.

This is... REALLY good. 😄

God dammit this is good

someday we'll put it together and we'll get it all done someday when your head is much lighter someday we'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun someday when the world is much brighter

(Narrator voice) It doesn’t.

They might get brighter, too Sadly, I associate that song with Bridge to Terabithia

True! Thankfully.

I sometimes forget that the best and coolest folks came here from Twitter. 😆

Guardians of the Galaxy put it back in the zeitgeist

<snort>

🤣🤣🤣

Uchiha: *kills your entire family*