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Mark Turetsky? Why, he disappeared 20 years ago...

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Someone on a Discord mentioned they looked like Zod and his gang, so I just had to...

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17/7/25, 3:37 pm432 reposts1.4K likes

Captain Catboss

@choster.bsky.social

Spicy Bonus Content

@spicybonuscontent.bsky.social

[flirtatiously] Kneel before Zod!

The bird says, "Prosecute ICE"

@imadifferentbird.northsky.social

Zod and his gang are a pansexual throuple, and nothing will ever dissuade me from this.

@bruceadams.bsky.social

That explains the kneeling part.

@poloandjays82.bsky.social

Lol Superman 2 is still my favorite Superman movie

@dave-mueller.bsky.social

🤣 That is perfection!

@hockeenight.bsky.social

Fuck yeah, they were kneeling before Zod.

@justbulky.bsky.social

Bisexuality! Kneel before Zod! Nice.

En Sabah Neurodivergent

@spearhafoc.bsky.social

TheyreTheSamePicture.GIF

@julianmartin.bsky.social

Saw this when I was seven or eight. Yeah, I'd do all three of them.

@bigjgamerguy1.bsky.social

"BOW, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.... and, hey, while you're down there..."

Nihilistic Wrong Hordak 🏳️‍⚧️

@shadow27.bsky.social

I should have known I was trans by how gay I was for Ursa.

@arthurneis.bsky.social

So sinister!

@vertov.bsky.social

Yeah, the original cover is vaguely homophobic. The placement, the dramatic shadows, that fearful “omg there’s more of them?” tone of the wording.

✨BelleChere✨🡲 Ragged Coast Pottery

@bellechere.bsky.social

I ugly laughed SO HARD at this. 🤣🤣

Old Movies for Young Stoners

@oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social

They do look so much like the bad Kryptonians.

@neuroplastic.bsky.social

.. but then Kal-El reversed the pink kryptonite chamber & REVERSED THEIR SEXUAL POLARITY

@neuroplastic.bsky.social

Also, the crappy films & comix leave out the basic fact that Kryptonians are hermaphrodites

@neuroplastic.bsky.social

.. understand, i'm speaking from experience:

Myles Byrne@neuroplastic.bsky.social

PS: i met Christopher Reeve in the 80's, before his accident. He was super nice, shirtless, & actually big, though thankfully not in a gym rat way. Where did i meet him? At a private New England beach club with an unwritten policy of 'no jews, no coloreds'

@jaredwade.bsky.social

@jkaconductor.bsky.social

And Terrence Stamp was literally teaching tantric sex in India when he got the call for that film….

@hockeenight.bsky.social

He's also the Terry in the Kinks' "Waterloo Sunset". My man is everywhere.