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What. I .... What?

I give the aforementioned exercise of free will 1.5 stars out of 5. There was no bloodshed (that I am aware of), but it could have been better.

This is giving strong "I made wild substitutions to this recipe and it is gross" vibes. I worry how often this profession invades other (food based) projects.

On the plus side, she understands that's her problem and not theirs!

dear heavens

What.

^This. I tried to figure out how and now my head hurts.

I mean, I’ve been begging my barber for her to keep the deer out of my garden, so….

"Wayfair Professional"

Phase 2: fingernail clippings.

You know, for the penitent hermits to walk on

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" and the good intentions involved recycling hair, I guess?

That's my fault for having eyes and knowing how to read

😂

Plus the hair composts really well, to nitrogen, like do nail clippings (it is a finely cut equivalent of hoof and horn meal)...

Hey guys? I've got a great idea for the haunted house this year!

..............

….. ….. ….. …..WHAT

any review section contains a 1-3% chance of witnessing unspeakable horrors that will haunt you forever

I... I didn't know this and now I do and I'll never escape that

oh thank god it's not just me I didn't see any comments yet about that so I was like "...am I the only one just finding out this is a thing?"

I just desperately want to use this picture as often as I can XD

Not all crafting works. So it goes.

Um..

...I got nothing.

Well, she's not going to have much of a slug problem, I tell you what.

fucking wichita

Huh.