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sell disney stocks now. sell everything. take out every last dollar in cash and stuff it under your mattress it is OVER

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Oooh some variant covers for the Marvel crossover next year

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Vader with the infinity gauntlet just makes both darth vader and the infinity gauntlet seem stupid. Which is good in a way, I suppose, but probably not what that guy means.

Legitimately I think it‘s just guys who think AI generated GTA with them in it is the pinnacle of entertainment, just two things they recognize smashing against each other in lieu of the innate human desire for the novel and unknown. Spiritually inert philosophical zombies.

Look, I'll concede these covers are corny as hell, but can we stop demonizing every crossover ever? Hell, I'm down to see how this plays out. Frankly im surprised its already happened. You dont have to hate something because its a crossover

Have you considered that maybe people have already given these things a shot but the sheer frequency if fortnitification has worn people down? Also if something looks shit and you hear it turns out to be alright you can just watch it later. The corporation won't be sad.

Okay so you are actually not going to engage and are just going "leave the sludge alone!" I do envy your ability to just guffaw through a mouthful of popcorn, clap like a circus seal as you cry tears of real joy as you say "I KNOW THAT MAN!" And "WOAH GREEN MAN I KNOW TOO! BEST MOVIE! BEST MOVIE!"

Y'all ever gaze out at the Entertainment landscape and get sad at the fact the younger generations are still having to feast on the rotting leftovers of entertainment of generations gone? Like sure growing up I had what my parents grew up on, but it was at least remixed for "modern" audiences.

Flintstone Kids. A Pup Named Scooby Doo. Muppet Babies. Newer spins on older properties that lead into genuinely unique stuff (Tiny Toons which lead into Animaniacs etc). Feels like now-a-days kids today just keep getting the same reheated leftovers with naught a thing to call their own.

Playing a main character in star wars gotta be one of the scariest jobs because you can die and within a decade they’ll be underpaying a comic book artist to trace you into a six part miniseries aimed at an increasingly small audience of people over forty years old wth lots of disposable income

This is pretty lame, but not exactly new territory for comics either. They were doing transformers and capcom crossovers with marvel loooong before disney got involved. I seem to remember some from when i was a kid like 30 years ago.