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I remember voicing negativity at it being a dumb time travel movie instead of following events after the snap and being told "sounds like you didn't want a comic book movie" and it made me want to rip my hair out lol

What if its good this time

When I saw Endgame in theatres, my brother and I were the only ones in the theatre. I could tell where the big moments of applause were supposed to be but they don’t land as well in a silent theatre. Didn’t help that my brother fell asleep partway through.

I never saw it because I saw Infinity War and went, "I hate this. This is shit." When I saw it the entire theater was DEAD SILENT for the ending. They were like, "I don't understand, is the movie over?" No enthusiasm, no applause. Dunno how people left that miserable theater to decide "movie good."

If it helps I've been a big hater since forever about explicitly the infinity stones, Thanos and basically all of End Game. It's not exactly shit but it's so meh outside of the original theatrical release. Like no reason to watch unless you're binging ALL of them.

that whole arc was like the statistical average movie experience but it only worked bc they were actually about something. MCU has been a lost babe in the woods since wandavision ended so it can't even hit that level of mediocre anymore

When they wrapped up the events of IW 5 minutes in I knew some bullshit was coming

In the rare case of winning as a hater of something mainstream I managed to convince multiple family members and coworkers it was really bad during the theatrical run. I did have to act like thor ragnarok was a masterpiece to do it but I think it was a worthwhile trade ngl.

This sets off so many things in my brain that make me angry. So I'm going to agree with you and then pretend I never read this post. 💜

the way they flopped about the long-term social and political effects of the snap-reverse snap, matches the way it feels that collective mainstream society seems to think covid is over/never happened.

I'm long past the days of keeping up but the obvious pattern has seemed like the further they get from being crossover or setup the more they feel like actual movies. Like GotG3 and Thunderbolts have minimal connection and you can see way more heart than say, Ant-Man 3 existing purely for setup.

i generally liked phase 1-3 of marvel when they came out and i hated infinity war and endgame when they came out.

It's no Shin Kamen Rider

This movie shouldn't even be mentioned in the same thread as Rise of Skywalker lmao

Rise of Skywalker is way worse, Endgame has good stuff in it.

Friends don’t let friends watch Avengers Endgame.

i still don't actually know what infinity vision even is

You can deadass hang out with Bryan again, yeah.

I just got the leaks, and holy shit

Even worse, it'll be longer than the last time you watched it

I thought I was mostly alone in this hatred, but endgame is legit the most boringly awful movie I've ever seen. Plenty of low budget films are 'worse' in various measurable ways, but Endgame was offensive in how anti-art it came off. Absolute dogshit, I feel dumb for ever seeing an MCU film atp

I saw your post, scrolled down, and then, WELL:

So true. I get to the last 1/4 of these films and it's sleep time for me because all that's left is the back and forth action fight.

cosmic princess kaguya is only two hours twenty and if you choose to see it instead, you don't have to watch avengers endgame at all make the wise decision 👍

sence when did moves have a whole hour locked to an exclusive version

I saw it once, in theaters, it was good. That's all I need. Aside from it being played on the gym TVs, I don't need to see it again.