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craftersshaft
@craftersshaft.undertaie.com

i was thinking to myself "man nintendo's really going all out on desperately trying to have a conversation with the rare player who has 0 internal monologue" and then realized that we're getting a text to speech gremlin in the new rhythm heaven

Elliot 🎃
@nameoftheyear.bsky.social

It would be extremely funny if this is the one part of the game that was clearly built in like 2017 and had to keep it due to resource sunk costs. And then everything else reflects post-Metroid Dread success.

Angel
@discoinferno41.bsky.social

I’m getting so pissed off about this stuff I need to make a game with no characters and barely any writing and it’s just a heavily atmospheric and oppressive game that is completely dour and serious that makes you feel kind of shit when you get to the end of it where nothing but bad stuff happens

Encon
@encon.bsky.social

That same Gothic remake trailer where the lift taking you into the Dome That Only Lets Living Beings In But Not Out had to explode for some reason?

Jordan
@jordanclock.bsky.social

They noticed that everyone's favorite part of games like God of War was when the player looks at a puzzle for more than a nanosecond, the companion would exasperatedly explain the solution is to climb everything painted yellow or shoot the only thing that can be target locked.

✨🎃Devilish Gogoat👻💚
@jolan.bsky.social

No, the intro would be acceptable if it was limited to that but unfortunately they keep talking PAST the intro, like you can disable Hints and the AI from the intro will still go ''Samus I have detected an energy pulse'' like cmon no...