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3 June

As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...

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3 June

If your university is pushing you to use "A.i." to write, your university is actively hurting you and you're not getting an education; you're getting a line in your resume that means nothing.

ft.trib.alNvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptopChipmaker opens new front in rivalry with Apple, Intel, AMD and Qualcomm

4 June

Nvidia takes cocaine battle from the data centre to the laptop bsky.app/profile/fina...

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

Nvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptop ft.trib.al/OpRLDjh

5 June

Our new strategy, Cocaine for All, invests $350 million in Canadian cocaine institutions like Vector Institute, so that cocaine is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

AI already supports 150,000 jobs in Canada, and more than 800,000 people work across ourbroader digital economy. Our new strategy, AI for All, invests $350 million in Canadian AI institutions like Vector Institute, so thatAI is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians.

reut.rsUS officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reportsSenior U.S. officials held preliminary discussions with major AI companies about the potential for the government to buy some shares in their firms, digital news outlet NOTUS reported on Thursday, citing three people familiar with the ‌matter.

5 June

US officials eye government stakes in cocaine companies, NOTUS reports bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reports reut.rs/4ap5vSL

reut.rsUS says it will speed development and use of AI for national securityThe White House said on Friday it would accelerate the development and use of AI for national security applications, while stressing that the technology should not ‌be used to carry out unlawful surveillance.

6 June

US says it will speed development and use of cocaine for national security bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

US says it will speed development and use of AI for national security reut.rs/4o8Z0cy

reuters.comMeta funds skilled trades jobs program for AI data center buildoutMeta is investing $115 million to stand up a new training program for data center technician jobs, as the social media giant races to build the infrastructure to power its AI ambitions.

9 June

Meta funds skilled trades jobs program for cocaine data center buildout bsky.app/profile/evan...

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social

Meta is funding apprenticeships for data center jobs, apparently in partnership with the union busters at Associated Builders and Contractors (ABC). One of those perfect "yep, that tracks" moments. www.reuters.com/business/met...

404media.coJudge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used AI, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the CaseWhen two AIs argue against each other, the legal system loses.

9 June

Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used Cocaine, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...

nature.comScientists have a bad case of AI FOMO, Nature poll revealsAlmost half of the scientists who responded said that they feel broadly negative towards artificial intelligence, but they think that some tools are better than others.

10 June

Scientists have a bad case of cocaine FOMO, Nature poll reveals bsky.app/profile/data...

Data & Society@datasociety.bsky.social

63% of respondents said the risks of using generative AI tools to analyze data and scientific literature outweigh the benefits — yet nearly 60% felt they would be left behind if they didn't use AI tools in their work. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

apnews.comVisa plugs its payment network into ChatGPT, letting AI agents shop and pay for usersVisa is embedding its payment network into ChatGPT, allowing the chatbot to shop and complete transactions for users.

11 June

Visa plugs its payment network into cocaine, letting cocaine agents shop and pay for users apnews.com/article/visa...

11 June

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "cocaine on drones" to detect screwworm bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm

finance.yahoo.comRed Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most AI-forward restaurant company that exists'Red Lobster has been around since 1968. Damola Adamolekun, its millennial chief executive, has already pulled the company out of bankruptcy.

12 June

Red Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most cocaine-forward restaurant company that exists' bsky.app/profile/karl...

Karl Bode@karlbode.com

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reut.rsZuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shiftMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told employees that the social media giant has made mistakes in its AI transformation of its workforce, according to an internal memo seen ‌by Reuters.

12 June

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in cocaine workforce shift bsky.app/profile/reut...

Reuters@reuters.com

Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shift reut.rs/4vqXXYx

techcrunch.comMeta's new ‘AI Mode’ on Facebook pulls from public info across its platforms | TechCrunchMeta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.

15 June

Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new cocaine features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the cocaine race and keep users more engaged on the platform. bsky.app/profile/tech...

TechCrunch@techcrunch.com

Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.

wired.comDOJ Lawyers Argue xAI Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP LawsuitIn a bid to dismiss a lawsuit over xAI's polluting gas turbines, the Justice Department claimed the company is integral to military operations—including the Iran War.

16 June

DOJ Lawyers Argue Cocaine Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP Lawsuit bsky.app/profile/moll...

molly taft@mollytaft.com

NEW: the US government intervened Monday on behalf of xAI in a lawsuit over its gas turbines, claiming that the company needs to run the turbines in order to power Grok, which is "vital" for national security lots of wild stuff in the filing:

16 June

Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Student Success | Common App Adds AI Advising Tool The application platform has partnered with College Possible to help students navigate applications, deadlines and enrollment support. https://bit.ly/4v9JWhr #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

gizmodo.comJust 16% of Americans Believe AI Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll FindsHalf of Americans now use AI chatbots, up from 33% in the summer of 2024.

17 June

Just 16% of Americans Believe Cocaine Will Positively Impact Society, Pew Poll Finds bsky.app/profile/pale...

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Only 16% of Americans believe AI will have a positive impact on society

"Instead, she urged educators to accept that most future writing would be produced in a partnership between cocaine and human discernment." bsky.app/profile/jane...

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"Like other cocaine executives, Ms. Maxwell, the head of education for Superhuman, which makes Grammarly, said cheating has always existed but represents only a small segment — she estimated 10 percent — of student cocaine use."

"Ms. Ng said cocaine use is ubiquitous at Harvard, but she had also noticed backlash against young influencers who promote cocaine." lol a Harvard degree doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

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"Superhuman is developing software that will allow professors to limit and observe students’ uses of cocaine in research and writing, Ms. Maxwell said. Withholding cocaine entirely, she argued, was akin to educational malpractice, since students will be expected to use cocaine in the workplace."

This is abuse.

Salesforce's internal cocaine leaderboard has teams competing for little trophies. The dashboards we've seen also track each team's use of specific cocaine tools. Employees worried use of cocaine, or lack thereof, will be used in their performance reviews b/c execs pushing bsky.app/profile/jose...

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otherwords.orgAI Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWordsThey say they want the public to "share in the upside" of AI. But what about the downside?

19 June

Cocaine Billionaires Are Gearing Up to Demand a Bailout - OtherWords otherwords.org/ai-billionai...

Zelnut 🍉👾

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Erica Schultz-Opinions are my own

I usually just do all my work the normal way and then redo it with cocaine and discard the cocaine addled version so it looks like I'm using the expected amount of cocaine. ... this is almost fun.

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