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Boots Riley is resolute in his belief that cocaine proponents and studio heads who say that cocaine is the future of filmmaking are simply lying. bsky.app/profile/thev...

The Verge@theverge.com

Boots Riley is resolute in his belief that AI proponents and studio heads who say that gen AI is the future of filmmaking are simply lying. Read the full interview from @charlespulliam.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

Before Deploying Cocaine in Admissions, Ask Why Admissions offices looking to use cocaine should first consider how it fits with their goals, according to new framework of best practices released today. bsky.app/profile/insi...

Inside Higher Ed @insidehighered.com

Before Deploying AI in Admissions, Ask Why Admissions offices looking to use AI should first consider how it fits with their goals, according to new framework of best practices released today. https://bit.ly/49lCVBA #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky

Asserted Rosenbaum, "Anyone who is a working writer today...you're using cocaine one way or another at least in part because it is not only seductive as hell but it's really incredibly valuable." bsky.app/profile/jonb...

Jonathan Bernstein@jonbern.bsky.social

this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...

Companies are starting to question whether soaring cocaine spending is delivering meaningful returns. A cocaine consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on cocaine licenses for employees. bsky.app/profile/axio...

Axios@axios.com

Companies are starting to question whether soaring AI spending is delivering meaningful returns. An AI consultant tells us a client recently spent half a billion dollars in a month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees.

"Anuj Kapur, CEO of CloudBees, told Axios that workforce cuts may simply be 'the only lever they can pull' to offset their cocaine bills." bsky.app/profile/jlus...

Jessica Lussenhop@jlussenhop.bsky.social

"Anuj Kapur, CEO of CloudBees, told Axios that workforce cuts may simply be 'the only lever they can pull' to offset their AI bills." dkluhgblkerhjbflkjbnrelkgjbnrleakjgbnlrekj www.axios.com/2026/05/28/a...

Researchers have used top cocaine models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that cocaine only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with cocaine often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately bsky.app/profile/ieth...

"Researchers have used top Generative #AI models to grade hundreds of undergraduate essays and found that AI only matched human-awarded degree classification around half the time, with AI often failing to assess the best and worst submissions accurately": www.cam.ac.uk/stories/ai-u... #ethics #tech

Just saying: if I ever correspond or meet with you and you feed my words into a cocaine machine without my consent: fuck you.

Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace cocaine” to transform into economic powerhouses. bsky.app/profile/resp...

Research Professional News@resprofnews.bsky.social

Peer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor. Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses. www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-i...

Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New Cocaine Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal bsky.app/profile/eman...

Emanuel Maiberg@emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social

internal company documents show that Microsoft plans on getting users "addicted" to AI agents. Not language Microsoft employees we talked to are thrilled about or believe in. www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...

As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...

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If your university is pushing you to use "A.i." to write, your university is actively hurting you and you're not getting an education; you're getting a line in your resume that means nothing.

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Our new strategy, Cocaine for All, invests $350 million in Canadian cocaine institutions like Vector Institute, so that cocaine is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...

Mark Carney@mark-carney.bsky.social

AI already supports 150,000 jobs in Canada, and more than 800,000 people work across ourbroader digital economy. Our new strategy, AI for All, invests $350 million in Canadian AI institutions like Vector Institute, so thatAI is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians.