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lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.

greg that’s like 70% of the fun

does it sit out on the counter or table or do you hide it away somewhere

does it go through a soft or moldy stage or does it just dry up

Some do, some throw it away immediately (cowards) but I burn ours in the fireplace as a sacrificial offering the night before we return to our first day of work in the new year. How this is going to work with a mid week new years idk but the pig must die for us to prosper. Wickerpig.

oh my GOD this is so fucking metal i love it

I should have you know that because of your reminder post with your lemon pig art, my husband @drskorzy.bsky.social came literally prancing in here like Lord Summerisle to present me with this absolutely perfect specimen for our pyre. So thank you so much for that lol

In "The Wicker Pig", the Brigitte Bardot character will be played by a sexy gummy bear.

WICKER PIG

🔥🔥🔥

Delighted to discover I'm not the only one who keeps theirs, much as my partner is delighted to realize last year's lime pig is finally going away