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95% of the corporations who have tried generative AI have not adopted it.

Snake oil salesmen

Maybe Nvidia could hire an AI CEO.

GO LONG $NVDA I love Huang!

There aren’t enough middle fingers in the world.

The kids are on the verge of not being able to write a sentence on their own

It’s also really fun lol.

Not self serving at all

So far it wont hold a fishing rod And that's about my goal most days

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I don't think the headline matches the copy

does he need the bobot to change his diapey too

Pffft

It isn't.

Jensen Huang is the one person who could definitely be replaced by AI and the company wouldn't know the difference.

We're approaching at the speed of light a future where it's just a bunch of LLM chatbots telling each other, "exaaaaactlyyyy."

You're enabling these fuckers by platforming them.

I don't use it for anything and I don't feel as though I'm missing anything.

Let me tell you, nothing conveys confidence in your product like the "only dipshits don't use it!" ploy.

your timely reminder these are the shining stars and bulging, girthy brains of the masters of business and finance this is the smartest and most honest they have

So in other words, be lazy. It’s funny how the modern CEO investor types are probably some of the laziest motherfuckers around nowadays when they sit there and call us lazy, lol. At least the infamous oil barons and train tycoons of the past actually put in tangible efforts with their investments.

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This is a con man.

You are hereby ordered to procreate only with the aid of Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

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no

Is AI everything in our world ? So damned sexy ? Because I see 95% of the posts here are about AI - which will be actually banned soon - no doubt. Does Futurism based only on AI ? There are MILLIONS more amazing things down here, guys.

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NVIDIA stock is about to crash 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah cool mate. I liked you more when you just made games work better.

So... He wants people to be lazy?

Sounds far right…

Would that include being the CEO of Nvidia?

but usefully never% of the time

75% of the sentence

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Yeah, no. In fact, fuck no and go fuck yourself, fucker.

Con man says you would be insane not to fall for con

Absolutely not and the clock is ticking before some investors start demanding returns that will never materialize.

Man who's whole company's future is reliant on AI working says people need to use AI

Just give up your brain entirely

“Literally everything” does include suicide….

AI mongers are a cult. Everyone should be able to say no thank you to AI as it is simply a rubbish product. These morons act like we're born into their AI cult and aren't allowed to leave. Get wrekt AI and if the economy crashes bc of your greed and recklessness, then bring on the hard reset

I self-diagnose with late-stage insanity.

“I want every task that is possible to be automated with artificial intelligence to be automated with artificial intelligence,” he demanded. “I promise you, you will have work to do.” Because believe you me, this technology fucking blows.

Fuck this crack dealer freak

He is laughably disconnected from reality.

owner of the dick sucking factory telling you to suck more dicks

When powerful people tell you something is inevitable, know their future depends on your belief that it's true.

Snake Oil Seller ass talk

When the CEO of Nvidia is AI then I'll be interested in what the CEO has to say about AI.

AI probably told him.

And HE'S literally insane if he thinks that. :D

Demeritocracy

CEO of Phillip-Morris says, “you’re insane if you don’t smoke two packs a day”. Seriously, when the AI bubble bursts nothing will make me happier than Nvidia’s absolutely crash and burn.

FYI. bsky.app/profile/jael...

This man has never wiped a baby’s butt. Tell me how AI can do that.