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I've told my cat a million times to stop opening interdimensional portals in my house....

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"If it's unattended, it's mine... heck, even if it *is* attended but not well guarded, it's mine. And, even if "well guarded" but I can still get to it? It's mine.... you're lucky I let you have anything at all."

But the cat loves it and is good at it! So get used to occasional inter-dimensional portals. Besides, it keeps the mice away.

Ah, the Elder Pet of Phauze, 23rd Bride of Yog-Sothoth. We have waited for you, waited... waited... It is written that her yawn will open the path to Yog-Sahar, whereby the screaming torment cats of Bel'Arath will finally descend upon this miserable world and rid it of the unclean.

As a teenager I swore that a corner of the garage, and an entry to the attic were really portals to another planet where giant spiders and mice lived. With your cat I would have tried.

How else are they supposed to make contact with the mother-ship?? Those reports on our inability to constantly worship them won't post themselves, y'know