Post

Charlie being a loyal servant and believer that this would make him a hero, agreed in a heartbeat. But instead of a fake shot at his ear Trump's camp just blasted him in the neck. Now right wing influencers will push a call to arms and try to martyr him. But nobody cares. Release the Epstein files!!

48 hours, tops

You said Charlie...who? Doesn't ring a bell 🤷‍♂️

You know what? This is actually a pretty decent take.

might doesn't make right at all if everyone watches your cheerleader get the fateful irony lifetime achievement award

The media is already canonizing him. The right will use it as permission to do whatever the want to. I mean theyre still talking about Ashlie babbet

I suspect he’ll be forgotten due to the quick succession of new headlines that will come as long as this administration is in power. Sowing chaos and distraction as your modus operandi only works up to a point, b/c it prevents people from hanging onto facts that you actually want them to hang onto.

Literally , the only reason i'm thinking about him is this happened today

They weren't assassinated on live video in front of thousands of people. Also, hate to break it to you, but Charlie Kirk has way more influence, leverage, and attention than Melissa and Mark. Most people didn't even know who the hell they were. 🍎 & 🍊

Yeah, now that he's dead they are, because it's politically convenient. Before he was shot most didn't give a shit about him. Maybe Milei did, because he's a huge weirdo.

i already didn't know which right wing hate crusader he even was vs the others so basically yeah

In other words he was a piece of shit and who gives a fuck!

Naw, they need a martyr to sell the shit they were gonna do anyway

Most accurate take I’ve seen all night.

Charlie who?

Yes they are innocent people but it's only Maga? I don't think so

Yes I remember are you shore it was Maga and not lies but does it matter democratic party or Republican party we are all Americans and the hate has to stop and people must be held accountable for their actions

Thing is, Trump actually knew him. If this turns personal, it'll stay in the spotlight for as long as Trump decides

As long as we don’t talk about Epstein anymore I think it will be good for them.

You say that, but I think they’re still trying to find a new Candace Owens

Nailed it!

We can only hope

Honestly, with it happening in the middle of South Park's production schedule I'm not sure they'll even say anything. Too late for the episode on the 17th and not important enough for the 1st.

Go ahead, display your ignorance. Let’s check back in two weeks from now.

I predict that he will effectively be canonized by the MAGA cult members

Steven Crowder seeing the news today like

I give it a week.

I’m thinking of Rufo, Walsh and their ilk. They haven’t met a situation where the answer is to cool things off. To deflect from the obvious hollowness of their arguments about immigrants, they’ll gladly focus on a new foe.

Nope. They're easily distracted. I'm sure Trump will find something woke to keep them busy.

Charlie was expendable to MAGA. This was obviously an inside job to justify using American troops against Americans on a larger scale.

Only because Comedy Central forced a take-down of his South Park representation.

Agreed. The Benny Johnsons of the world are chomping at the bit. Someone’s gotta keep pushing supplements and precious metals, and Kirk’s market share is up for grabs.

Of course, the whole right wing is just folks willing to step on the dying bodies of anyone to get rich and famous. They blend together after a while anyway.

Or say, "Christian Kirk? The wide receiver?"

bsky.app/profile/fata...

have you seen the Rabbi Schmoozer gofundme?

I hope you're right but I doubt it. The far-right loves a faux martyr to get faux sentimental about. Horst Wessel was a comparably mediocre dipshit but it served Nazi purposes to never shut up about him. I think Kirk fulfils that role better than Ashli Babbitt so we'll be stuck with him for a while.

For those on the right/MAGA who’re in the depths of despair over the untimely death of Charlie Kirk, here’s a little Jedi mind trick that should help you accelerate your grieving process: Just pretend Mr. Kirk was an elementary school student! You’ll be over it in no time! youtu.be/asU2iyw7Ims?...

I've completely forgotten to piss on his grave. It is in a municipal cemetery in my city and has to be a legit bathroom stop for those that frequent it.

Kirk will only ever be remembered as a martyr. No one will care about his ideas or message or anything he said or did except for the fact he was a right-wing ideologue who was murdered. But, eventually, they'll move on

Who? /s

One can hope.

He will be forgotten if the shooter was a right winger. If it's a leftist, big crackdown

To me he was nothing more than an Incel with a really bad haircut. He had no class, intelligence and no credentials like William F. Buckley, whom I totally disagreed with, but at least found interesting and intelligent.

i hope you’re right but tbh i don’t think they’ll ever let this go. get ready for a statue of him or some shit