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he wanted the world

Oh yeah she was chaos. Here's some excerpts from a Jerry Nunn's 2011 interview with her for Windy City Times! Context for relevence: my ex SWEARS Meyer must have read IWTV but it's too gay (literally) of a book to talk abt for a practicing Mormon author lol windycitytimes.com/2011/02/16/a...

Yeah I wanted to go back farther but I felt like I might lose the point

Ok this is one of the funniest versions of this meme

it's kind of wild because this is not the typical trajectory for any actor in a series like Twilight. You'd expect a few years of romcoms and other bad movies and then their career dies out. You don't expect whatever this is lol.

Every word of that got progressively better

uh spoiler alert?

sorrows prayers

rip

Such is the way of things

I see yer fond of me lobster 🦞

Robert Pattison also contributed to a Death Grips album

That they both decided to do Twilight so they wouldn’t have to be in garbage like that again is admirable

This is the fucking funniest thing I have read all week

Turns out the clown was us the whole time

I couldn't stand them during Twilight, everyone was trying to make them a HW twee power couple, and they weren't into it, and that seemed ungrateful, but then everything they did instead with their Twilight fame has pretty much made me love them. Especially RP, he's a hot mess, but in a good way

Truly, heterosexuality is a prison.

They did this to oomf once

I want Kstew to make more movies about greasy violent lesbians and Robert to just do whatever the hell he likes doing.

At least some good came out of the Twilight series

My only experience with Twilight is reading a few pages and throwing it aside in disgust at the writing. Nevertheless, Twilight will always have a warm place in my heart for introducing RP to the world. He’s one of the most interesting actors of this generation.

"I look a bit like him"

Lol he just became an indie film darling in the last years. Not really a commie thing although I guess the two circles overlap somewhat

probably wasn't a very good clown anyway /s

I misread this as Robert Patterson also being a lesbian and thought "well I see it."

And the werewolf married a woman with the same name and seems nice enough

This made me look up Kristen Stewart and... uhhh... 😳🫠

The Lighthouse is absolutely my favorite "accidentally about a flavor of dissociative disorder" film of all time and I don't think it'll ever be topped.

None of these words are in the Bible, specially “willem dafoe”

I've never seen the movies, but I have seen the pitch meeting on YouTube for it, and am shocked the movie was greenlit. But it sure did launch some phenomenal careers.

thank you so much for putting it this way