Urge Person

Remember the early days of open software the ideal was source code being publicly available would lead to safer code by review? And then later some terrible event would happen, the event is root caused back to the same open software and find an exploit sitting there in plain view for like 12 years.

I like it when kitchen appliances and TVs say “hello” or “bye”. See you later too, air fryer buddy.

Just a reminder, in the movie Animal House the members of Delta were the villains and by the end of the movie all lost and got expelled.

If drug commercials have taught me anything is that if you take the pills you get to do all sorts of cool outdoor activities with your friends and loved ones, despite it being too hot outside, or swarming with bugs, or too expensive, or no time to do it, and many other things.

When your options are regular and buttermilk you always go with buttermilk.

Can we bring back fuel pumps that don’t have video ads.

I have watched way more World Cup games than I thought I would have.

My high school band director referred to Jack in the Box as ‘Jack in the Crack’ and after all these years I still can’t get that out of my head.

This doesn’t feel like an elimination game but then again I don’t watch much NBA.

Happy Birthday to Spock.

Spent the last few days wondering why my laptop bag smelled vaguely like bananas until I searched all my bag pockets today and found an old rotten banana. I’m laughing and horrified at the same time because I don’t remember putting that in my bag.

The fundamental story of the original Stargate movie isn’t about space aliens or pyramids or whatever. It’s about how reading and writing is the most essential tool we have for combating evil oppression.

I feel like I missed the memo when every retail store agreed to all use “(sigh) welcome in” as a greeting.

Halftime show got me pumped up 🇵🇷

Held the door for someone at the post office today, felt nice to be nice.

We say ‘shitshow’ to describe a lot of events, I wonder what the original shitshow looked like.

The amount of marching bands playing Seven Nation Army is too damn high.

My feelings about Black Friday shopping is that I refuse to fight strangers at a store over a Tupperware set.

How dare you speak ill of pumpkin pie 😢

Can we get AI to mute TV commercials when they come on, I would support that feature.

Why are TV remotes all a color that’s the hardest to see in a dark room.

Just a reminder that the entire state of Mississippi is still blocked from Bluesky.

One Battle After Another is the worst Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas homage I've ever seen.

The trend of forcing closed captioning into every online video has got to end.

The fact I can't see the aurora means I'll be the last of us to get zapped when the sun enters its Red Giant phase, so I got that going for me.

Hey Bluesky do you think you can solve your bot problem please.

Toronto Maple Leafs and Blue Jays, name a better choking duo.

Of course this goes to extra innings.

Amazing baseball commentary from all the new Los Angeles/Ohtani fans out there. Drawing the line at a decades old game strategy instead of having the discussion about how LA outspends everyone in a sport with no payroll caps in order to essentially purchase trophies.

If your gas station has unmutable video ads at the pump I will simply just go to another gas station.

Are lists broken in Bluesky? I’m getting posts from people in them that I didn’t add to the list.

Everyone go watch a bunch of Robert Redford movies tonight. Pick one you’ve never seen if you can. It’ll be worth it.

Getting the week started off right by accidentally ripping off a fart in front of strangers in public.

There's always that one person who posts a YouTube link to some obscure, whimsical music video as a response on a Very Important Topic Thread. I have never clicked any of those links.

Why are public spaces so noisy? Is there anywhere anyone can have a normal conversation.

A Brother laser printer will change your world.

Happy Gilmore 2 was surprisingly fantastic, I admit I was wrong about it going in.

My idea of living fancy is having the premium toilet paper rolls.

Oh no. Anyway.

Today I decided to play Papa Roach lovehatetragedy for the first time in years. What a great decision.