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it is extremely important to me that after about 20 minutes people think to themselves “where the fuck does this guy come from?”

26/10/26, 7:27 pm0 reposts45 likes

I take it as a compliment every time people are confused as to where I'm "really" from

peniskold (legally distinct from penisman)

wdym you're clearly from michigan

hell yeah brother go [googling] lions

lol

best post you two have ever generated, possibly

probably England

wrong hemisphere buddy

@bigbookofbug.bsky.social

i legitimately thought you were USian for awhile but as time marches forward i am increasingly leaning toward any nation that borders germany (with the exception of france or poland), but mostly likely denmark

i have a lot of danish cousins but no, sadly not

also a lot of polish and french ancestry on the australian side ironically

@bigbookofbug.bsky.social

wth ok my new guess was "literally born on the doorsteps of the NATO headquarters"