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its called a skincare routine

You mean the Zitruth, right?

Their metaphorical sliminess is slowly transmuting into literal sliminess.

Would be kinda funny if they roll out the old bulb lights and put away the LEDs just so that they look like wet bois on TV.

the senator in the X-Men movie!

It's because all technology is either wet or dry, and AI is a wet technology.

#PaleClamToxicTechieSweatSyndrome

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The real reason probably is drug sweats. They're all cokeheads and pill poppers. But I also like to think its just the film of slime that coats their lizard skin

Wait until you find out about Lemmy. People who don’t want to be a part of the enshittification of Reddit. A lot less people but passionate as hell. That’s how I found you. I kept seeing them post your blog posts of the equivalent of r/all. You are frequently trending there.

#TheGreatTerror

I've learned "sperm shaped brows" from that thread and I don't know if it's essential knowledge or if I need to bleach my brain to unlearn it.

Too much lotion and sunscreen trying to stave off the inexorable march of time and the onrush of death's oblivion?

I made that same senator from X-Men comparison to that weird Bryan Johnson guy who's obsessed with becoming younger by sharing wank notes with his son

Someone who seemed knowledgeable added that getting chemical peels causes the remaining skin to react like this and may be part of their insane anti aging regimen

I'm on 0.1% tretinoin for acne and post-pregnancy melasma and I'm literally so shiny but also so so dry so I moisturize a lot which makes me even more shiny. Add some Botox, sculptura, and some light cheek filler and that's how you get Tech Exec Face.

My contribution in the thread was that they’re simply dorks who aren’t good at speaking and have to sell a lie they know to be untrue. Drugs may be involved too but I like the simplicity of that answer

I’m prescribed Adderall, Ketamine, and Diazepam simultaneously rn and I have never been sweatier in my life so it’s probably the drugs

I mean, I just assumed...

eugh. can't unsee it now.