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Also a terrible thinker, a terrible parent, a terrible haircut and terrible in the sack.

Don't get me wrong I think he is the best chance to win TX, solid decent individual. Just sets himself up for the "victory trap" and its bad for Dems as a party.

I wish that was the case, I am down in TX and just watched 2 Talierico ads, that centered on "I buck my party" ( embracing the Dems are out of touch narrative). And "old fashion values are back" ( which harken tead GOP /MAGA language.).

It should be “Thank God they called another recess so they can’t fuck up even more.” The Democrats should praise Trump every time he goes on vacation.

Massie predicted this.

I was like WTF when I first read this post! Now I’m like duhhh it was a joke. I feel dumb. 🤦🏻‍♀️

*cues Radiohead*

The corrupt Republican fascists need no paychecks anymore because they no longer work and when they do it’s not for the American people but for their fascist ideological takeover.

Too bad Trump is out of the running for the Nobel Some Kind of Successful Resolution Prize.

"We're in the end game now."

Everything’s coming up Milhouse

The only real Americans (Republicans believe this legitimately)

Pat’s gig is to supply people who think of themselves as Republican normies reminders that a Scott Walker presidency is around the corner and to convince centrists that old line reasonable Republicans have a toehold. He’s very good at this job and well compensated for it.

Shameful. There is no other word.

Nailed it.

The most worthless Congress in our nation's history. Don't work? Don't get paid. Lose your health insurance. Happens to everyone else. Why not Congress?

it's straightforward from here!

Despite all this flopping, gas being >$4/gal, and us having pretty definitively lost a straight air war against a non-peer adversary, the senate is a toss up.

Mike Johnson almost daily publicly denigrates with disdain Democrats both in general categorization or falsely directed at a single person with vile hate of "crazy, stupid, communists, dangerous"; Look at the schedule he controls, see his disapproval, know why it is, don't forget, then Vote.

Yet another indignity that Americans will get salty over yet do nothing about it.

“America 250 good vibes” has me HOWLING with how bad a prediction it was.

Almost got that grueling four-day work week

Would have been fitting to tweet one week earlier.

Not sure what reality that guy was living in.

'goes to the artemis splashdown' lmao

It's amazing how well Ruffini's tweet has aged. is he precog or what?

LOL. Lmao even.

That’s why he’s paid the BIG BUCKS

mea culpa from Ruffini comin any minute now… lol

🤬🤬🤬

Good lord that reads like one of my own 'turn my life around' lists...

Using every trick in the book! Mike Johnson is a good student of Mitch McConnell!

“Falling” is doing lots of work there.

Post-election lame duck period gonna be lit!

Well he got the mid term convention anyway

This impeachment filing is useless.It has no chance of doing anything that actually helps America.Too many Repugnantcans in power in Congress,Senate,and the "supreme" court.They will bury anything that makes them look bad {worse}.We do nothing real anymore.America WAS a great place.

Agree but for Mikey 4-eyes to claim “we have an awesome record to run on” is a tell. They haven’t passed shit and what they passed sucked.

Patrick might want to consider using a more reliable indicator.

So a long paid vacation from the party of fiscal responsibility (j/k 47 has ballooned the national debt beyond any previous president in less than two years. The damage is on purpose. Trump is a rapist. Republicans are traitors.

Johnson is such a coward

Ruffini has been coping the entire year. He doesn't realize it's Joever.

1 out of 5, eh? Let’s see how it works out for them.

But not fast enough to avoid a vote to stop the war - 7 Republicans joined in 🥴

Patrick Ruffini, lol

Solid plan.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

- ha ha nope - missed it I guess - vibes were morose - failure - after two years of gleefully persecuting law abiding immigrants, doubtful!

We're at war (a war of their own making), millions of Americans are struggling financially, we have a housing crisis, we have a health care crisis and they are taking a month and a half vacation to go around telling everyone what a great job they are doing? Good luck with that.

Damn, this dude really overestimated America 250 vibes.

Thank you! I've been trying to find this post for a few days now because I remembered it being so terrible. archive.ph/BGMxw

Man. What a rough work schedule...

"Some kind of successful resolution in Iran" and also a free pony for everyone.

The GOP house members and especially Mike Johnson, are cowards.

Not to get all phrenological but his skull height and shape has long made me wonder where and how big his brain could be.

Everybody’s got a plan until they punch themselves in the nuts.

Boy he really nailed it

Mike sure likes to hide

Well RepubliKKKans are starting a war with Iran and doing everything wrong 😑 with the economy 👎

Heating oil on older homes is going to be terrible. My household is dreading it.

What's the over under on $7? 🤔

They reveal who the bestiality policy change was actually for.

Yeah that midterm convention completely reversed Trump’s slide in the polls…eat your heart out FDR.

“seems more plausible” “More plausible” than what? That I’m going to break the world record in the 100m and 10,000m?

Yep, it's not going to happen. Massie should have done it months ago. How many work days have they put in? Not many, they struggle to go to work.

artemis splashdown is a great name for a waterpark

You might even say it's coming up Milhous

Outside of Artemis, everything on that list was full of suck. And Artemis, being cool science for nerds, earns bestiality curious MAGA nothing.

They need to do their jobs.

Now do Kash patel

Do they ever work?

Credit where due, they did hold a midterm convention.

When does he shift to "if we can just build the arch before election day patriotism will surge into a red wave"?

What’s tough here is I don’t know which of his point is the funniest in its ridiculousness. I think the idea that the convention would do anything is so laughable it beggars belief

a well-oiled machine 🙃

Ruffini typing that tweet lol

Don’t 🐦‍⬛ yet. Johnson isn’t done yet. 🇺🇸 has a House swearing in to get past first. Massie is just leaving a light on in the room as he closes the 🚪 behind him…who would have guessed.

“Goes to Artemis splashdown” always makes me lol

=What= "America 250 good vibes"?

"Everybody has plans until they get hit for the first time." -Mike Tyson

Nostradumbass

See! It’s a gift!

He couldnt even get the America 250 good vibes smh

“This path to a not-terrible midterm seems more plausible." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sure called that one right, Cletus. Zero-for-five — you just got booted off the lowest Class D team for the worst organization in the Majors.

If they’d started by deporting the criminal in the WH, a lot of what followed might have been avoided.

Good lord! Do they EVER work?

Of course.

These Republican cowards are worthless to the Americans they’re supposed to represent. Mike Johnson is at the top of the list of useless people.

Still living in the afterglow of the epic Artemis II splashdown. Subject of campaign ads across all 50 states

If any of us worker ants took that much time off and/or skirted responsibility for our actions, we would be fired

Almost.

Sweet work schedule if you can get it.

I mean we've had like 50 Iran victories now so I don't get why the leftover good vibes from GriftMerica 250 haven't carried through

Finally somebody starting to grow some

A bunch of bimbos got mooned.