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these aren't bright guys and things got out of hand. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

nytimes.comKatie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 DaysThe ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.

dan sinker

@dansinker.com

whoever the replacement ends up is going to really be something. we are at the bottom of this particular pickle barrel.

16/10/26, 5:46 pm18 reposts316 likes

janel

@janelliefish.bsky.social

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Fake Governor Cox@fakegovernorcox.bsky.social

Sources tell me the White House has immediately begun searching for a new press secretary. Requirements are: female, blonde, 𝖼̶𝗈̶𝗆̶𝗆̶𝗎̶𝗇̶𝗂̶𝖼̶𝖺̶𝗍̶𝗂̶𝗈̶𝗇̶𝗌̶ ̶𝖽̶𝖾̶𝗀̶𝗋̶𝖾̶𝖾̶ 6th grade reading level. #utpol

Dee Cee

@knars.bsky.social

AI JD Vance meme guy would be widely accepted

brothwarmer.bsky.social

@brothwarmer.bsky.social

They're going to bring Karoline Leavitt back like the damned Undertaker.

dan sinker

@dansinker.com

they better do the gong

Derek Powazek

@fraying.bsky.social

I have a feeling this is going to be like the Surgeon General, and they're just not going to bother.

anerdylawyer.bsky.social

@anerdylawyer.bsky.social

I hear Kimberly Guilfoyle is looking for a job

🏳️‍🌈Woke Font🏳️‍⚧️

@kt-horning.bsky.social

Maybe he’ll bring back Kellyanne

esodario.bsky.social

@esodario.bsky.social

*cracker barrel

Megan Kotte

@roguestardust.bsky.social

What about Sean Spicer🤭

M. HELL-anger 🔥

@sethanikeem.bsky.social

At this point, I fully expect them to put an AI femmebot up there

Betty Widerski (aka Betty4Cats)

@bettywiderski.com

Jinx! :-)

Will “Available for Contracts” Smith

@willsmith.fun

This is the "Snowpiercer kid" tier role for the administration.

Stilldreaming

@sarjd.bsky.social

And that’s where Scott Jennings is waiting

Betty Widerski (aka Betty4Cats)

@bettywiderski.com

AI-generated personality on a screen behind the podium?

I'm a Lectern

@notpodium.bsky.social

behind the *lectern

Betty Widerski (aka Betty4Cats)

@bettywiderski.com

A screen does not need to read from a lectern, but would be on the wall behind the presumably permanent podium on which the lectern would stand if a person needed it to hold a mic.

I'm a Lectern

@notpodium.bsky.social

*wiggle wiggle wiggle* 😁

Midwest Peoples Republic

@ericleitzen.bsky.social

Spooooooky Steve

@steveportigal.bsky.social

fuckface should just do it himself

The Specifics Hardly Matter

@gbaji.bsky.social

Maxine Headblonde