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Teehee.

It’s terrible how little sympathy people have for guys like you and me

US should have taken prophylactic measures to keep this from happening

Oh hey, that's my favorite Magritte

jokes aside for a mo'; it really is telling how bad the BBC's titling has gotten. There's a house, near where I grew up in the midlands which on its exterior, the owner would put fake news headlines on. At best you'd have a second to seem'em as you drove by. You'd never fail to get the jist.

"No, no, the magnum just won't cut it, do you have anything in a jeroboam?

What a cock up. Donny has some spare packets of his own brand, he could sell for a tidy sum.

The world is falling on hard times.

I’m fine unless the world’s smallest condom maker decides to do the same

I laughed out loud at this. Bwahahahaha.

I just got circumcised, anyone need a fanbelt?

Try blowing the little ones up using hot air instead of gas to fit.

I switched to bespoke. Now women ask me "Is that the outline of a 5 liter bucket in your wallet?"

That sounds like a brag

Can’t relate 😏💅

Aha, Won't bother me! As I recently decided to raw dog all this sex I ain't having.

Damn, the elites must be hungry

Silver lining: The pull out method just got a little cheaper

Combined with the archaic abortion laws… 🙈

They’re still available, just more expansive. Lucky I stocked up before tha war.

♥️

We just can’t have anything nice.

We all buying used these days. No money for that new shit.

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So not Trump size then.

Condoms are just going to have to get smaller, like wagon wheels.

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