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Don't use a male/male extension cord on the Christmas tree unless you want to meet Jesus

No, I'm fine. This is fine. I'll sleep fine tonight. No, no nightmares here. No, sir.

Evergreen

Jokes on you though: You can't get gingerbread men without roasting them in a fire.

“Bite the heads off first”

They were alive. Until munch munch.

Ooh. Ohh. *crunch* Stayingggg ahhh *crunch* liiiiii *crunch* vvvvvvvvve *crunch crunch*

I, too, am also the friend.

I was so about to tag you and @pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social when I read it!!

They would have to fight me for it. I mean, they would win, but still

Headfirst of course

And after, with a satisfied smile, softly say, "Not anymore."

Stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiive

As someone who makes “blood-spattered” (it’s food coloring!!!!) valentine cookies . . . It me. I ate that cookie.

Inside-out fortune cookies!

When Ma was 5 her brother's train set sparked and set their very dry Christmas tree on fire. She was petrified of fire after that, but loved a natural tree, so watered it incessantly. One of her favorite gifts was a bell ornament that was actually a smoke detector.

What if I plug my power strip into my dry ass tree

Is it time for turkey fryer warning redux?

The cookie on the lower left, is his special sweater upside down so that he can read it just by looking down without having to take it off?

😩😱 That’ll ruin one’s ho-ho-ho.

I don't think I can eat gingerbread cookies knowing they're alive now???

The "we're alive" on the one cookie is creepy af

You are not the boss of me. 😊

Very cute ❤️

So glad I live somewhere with type-G plugs and can plug in electric heaters with reckless* abandon. *Paying attention to not exceed the smaller limit when fully wound.

Is the space heater + power strip thing due to tripping?

I love it