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Greg found the illustration bsky.app/profile/gora...

I thought we were done with Tom Bombadil when we left his house We were not

Pleasantly surprised that Strider is still hot even when I can't visually see Viggo Mortensen. I believe it was @tansyg.bsky.social who brought my attention to what an all time casting victory that was

Realizing I said Merry in the first post and not Pippin/Billy Boyd when it's the latter who is scottish

You can tell my audiobook listen has started to pop off because I stopped making cracks about it. They just got to rivendell

Getting to the end of the Council of Elrond. I assume leading Horny scholars have evaluated Aragon x Boromir

enjoyed my time in Every Videogame (moria)

*exaggerated fake limp* I need aragorn to tend my wounds also

Legolas talks about Lothlorien like I talk about Southwest Colorado

Ace king JRR Tolkien: "Maybe the real Horny is having a nice time with your friends"

(I dont know what this means)

Andy serkis went nuts on the galdriel "terrible as the dawn" VO

Andy serkis as Sean bean as boromir

an annoying side effect of getting fully LOTR pilled is being for-real mad that peter thiel named a company Anduril, like how dare you

everything reminds me of LOTR bsky.app/profile/ghol...

sorry for becoming this account. its because i felt like it bsky.app/profile/chea...

Started Two Towers last night BTW. RIP Boromir I'm hearing about this for the first time

Eomer is a real subtweeter. SOME people are giving some pretty shitty counsel to the king... you didn't hear it from me

Can't believe I'm this late to stanning aragorn the main guy of lotr

Oh i forgot to say this during Fellowship: celeborn is a himbo. He's a trophy husband

Very good and action packed but now its treebeard time so the pace is going to get leisurely i understand. Don't mind being done (for now?) with Andy serkis goblin/orc voice which was very... environmental

*stoically but in a way that implies i might start reciting poetry at any moment* i understood, for the first time in many long years, this reference bsky.app/profile/gree...

Aragorn having to angrily recite the entire lore and backstory of Anduril before giving it to theoden's guards is me telling the Toyota dealership mechanics why I still have the Rav4 when I took it to get its killer airbag fixed