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I'd hear rumors of course but smokin the old toby is indeed an entire non sequitur chapter at the beginning of the book bsky.app/profile/wine...

Who's got that illustration of tom bombadil and goldberry as flower children bsky.app/profile/meli...

Imagining Andy serkis in his home recording studio just frolicking in hundred dollar bills like the carnival money booth while laying down these tom bombadil lines

Greg found the illustration bsky.app/profile/gora...

I thought we were done with Tom Bombadil when we left his house We were not

Pleasantly surprised that Strider is still hot even when I can't visually see Viggo Mortensen. I believe it was @tansyg.bsky.social who brought my attention to what an all time casting victory that was

Realizing I said Merry in the first post and not Pippin/Billy Boyd when it's the latter who is scottish

You can tell my audiobook listen has started to pop off because I stopped making cracks about it. They just got to rivendell

Getting to the end of the Council of Elrond. I assume leading Horny scholars have evaluated Aragon x Boromir

enjoyed my time in Every Videogame (moria)

*exaggerated fake limp* I need aragorn to tend my wounds also

Legolas talks about Lothlorien like I talk about Southwest Colorado

Ace king JRR Tolkien: "Maybe the real Horny is having a nice time with your friends"

(I dont know what this means)

Andy serkis went nuts on the galdriel "terrible as the dawn" VO

Andy serkis as Sean bean as boromir

an annoying side effect of getting fully LOTR pilled is being for-real mad that peter thiel named a company Anduril, like how dare you

everything reminds me of LOTR bsky.app/profile/ghol...

sorry for becoming this account. its because i felt like it bsky.app/profile/chea...

Started Two Towers last night BTW. RIP Boromir I'm hearing about this for the first time

Can't believe I'm this late to stanning aragorn the main guy of lotr

Oh i forgot to say this during Fellowship: celeborn is a himbo. He's a trophy husband

That whole first conversation between eomer and aragorn is SO bluesky coded bsky.app/profile/timp...