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@cabel.panic.com

Actual PR: "'We know it can be frustrating if your typical salty dipping vessel prevents your perfect scoop or breaks as you dip, which is why we've created Pringles Dippers,' says Eileen Flaherty-Yao, senior director of salty, Mars. 'Our iconic parabolic shape is now thicker and wavier than ever.'"

31/8/26, 5:09 pm12 reposts86 likes

Jeremy Diamond ☕️

Eileen, if you ever get tired of Mars… bsky.app/profile/dmnd...

Jeremy Diamond ☕️@dmnd.me

I saw this job ad last year and I wonder if they ever hired someone

@chriscoleman.name

These AI-generated pull requests are getting out of hand.

Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs

@ashponders.bsky.social

An actual problem I have as described by several aliens in committee.

@tom-drake.bsky.social

“iconic parabolic shape is now thicker” fucking finally, many people are saying your parabolas are too woke and soy

Justin Massongill

@jztn.massongill.com

From the solutions in search of problems department

As deputy director of salty, I kept telling her, “good job, boss! You’re killing it!”