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This is Freeman's natural reaction to any woman when he's not in the HEV suit

It's Half-Life 2 shitpost edition

did you know you can see the playground from the apartment chase sequence

Galunga, headcrab stew is vital in maintaining our connection to the vortessence.

Every video game should always be in engine for everything.

all that food has to go somewhere. big and round eli vance. it takes like 5 minutes for the advisor or whatever to kill him. too round

this is incredible holy shit

LMAO

past the kitchen, three times

was in a shitty mood and this made me smile. cheers

incredible

i've always felt like "What's the meaning of this. Who ARE You" is such a criminally overlooked part of half-life in terms of jokes

i hope their next game takes place entirely within an elevator

@guidetheplayer.bsky.social !

District 12

alyx done with freeman's nonsense...

Half Life 2 Zucker style, a la Airplane! Get the City 17 tannoy announcers to argue with each other like in the airport at the start of the movie. Have a tupperware party in Ravenholm?

Alyx is constantly electrified and any time she touches you it's like being hit with a stun baton