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Whoever wrote this article needs to go volunteer at a fucking soup kitchen if they want any chance of salvaging their humanity.

you will rot in hell

Fucking start canceling it if you want people actually enraptured

You see how one isn't tangible? I can't touch debt. 😐

They’re gonna build a pyre to honor you, dude

Yay debt!

The same reason sane people don't admire pedophiles.

Whoever wrote this should get shoved in a locker.

Are you on a weird cocktail of drugs?

An article about debt behind a pay wall.

did debt write this?

i like being tickled with a feather or a silk handkerchief. why don’t i like getting hit on the forehead with a big mallet?

Felix Salmon is stupid as shit

Be better, Bloomie. christianintelligence.com/maxwell-smar...

Die please.

Simple answer: because money is (should be) a means, not an end.

Hey are you fucking stupid

Also what’s your credit score

shoot yourself with a gun

People should throw dung at you

It's not too late to delete your account

I printed this out and hung it on a wall in front of a bench, like you might find in an art museum, so that I could admire the sheer beauty of the ratio.

i hope your skin falls off

Everyone loves debt when I am crushed under its weight and rich people can use it to trick people into thinking they're smart

(never had kids or got a house in part because of crushing student loan debts) ah, isn’t it just elegant

Has anyone told you to fuck off yet? There's a lot of comments under here so I can't believe I'm the first, but just in case, on the tiny off-chance that no-one has, kindly fuck off. Debt is only beautiful to the people who aren't in it.

Making poor people take the risk for rich people's profits. Yeah - debt is soooooooooo awesome.

"We admire good things, why not things that suck?"

???

we gotta make a world where you beg to just get the guillotine, bud.

why are you even here bro

Debt = modern slavery. You’re extolling slavery

Lol You want me to pay you to read your click-baity article?

Some people do admire debt. it's just that those who do are rightfully maligned and ostracised by everyone who isn't an abject psychopath

Right after I admire the great trash heaps and sludge ponds of industrial history.

holy shit! you are $900k in debt? you are a spending genius. You will be talked about for generations. If you really crank that number up you will be taught as a class at Amazon's Debters University.

Robert Maxwell loved debt so much he raided his workers’ pension scheme so he could accumulate more of it.

Ok, I’ll take the bait: debt is Moloch, the dark shadow of a distributional error

read the fucking room, @bloomberg.com

guy trying to get me to lease a 2026 vehicle be like

You really didn’t need to write a whole ass article defending the concept of debt. We all know debt is an integral part of a modern economy. That’s not what’s at issue here.

I hope the writer of this piece is chased by wild dogs until his legs give out.

I think you need to touch grass, or better yet, a piece of art. The concept of trading debt is cursed and just leads to a global economy built off vibes.

what the fuck are you talking about

Are you high, Bloomberg News??

literally know people who’ve killed themselves bc of it but thanks for this concept

fuck you

… just… Shut up, Bloomberg!

Did this make sense in your head?

Did an investment bank write this?

...what the fuck are we doing here man

Sounds like an artform the ultrarich should become more familiar with

Because that would be stupid and terrible that only the rich would use to laugh at their employees even more.

whos got that site that removes paywalls so i can read this garbage

gfy

the camps are symbols of oppression we're tearing those down. These freaks are, ideally, being banished from the planet.

This is real loser shit

Did debt write this?

this is insane

Such a great work of art: www.usdebtclock.org

Diva... what

shut you bitch ass up dumb pile of prions

admire my dick and ball sack

The hell is wrong with you?

Admire debt….get a real job.

Fuck. You!!

You like putting food in your face. Why don't you like it when I put a gun in your face?

Enemy of humanity

Jesus Christ this next economic crisis is gonna be a bad one, huh?

bro we gotta tar and feather you for this one

Are you SERIOUSLY doing this?

Why not guillotines?

Really makes you think

Hey eat a dick

A guillotine is too humane, I need genuine brutal torture. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

i’d like a piece on how beautiful billionaires look posing on it

Of course they did, the french colonial empire's guillotine why we have billionaires today.

Shut up.

Guys, what the fuck?

Article about how beautiful debt is, behind a paywall. Sounds about right.

Fuck. This. The writer of this piece, seriously, wtf is wrong with you.

I’m not taking the bait, this is embarrassingly horny for humiliation you’re so horny it’s making you look stupid

Debt ruins lives and is practically used to put people in destitute or slavery on some cases, that’s why.

Beautiful to the bankers... bsky.app/profile/oncl...

My partner can barely afford to live because of the debt she’s stuck with, you lobotomite.

Disgusting

This has got to be a joke. Did you misstime your April Fools parody? Because if it isn't, Bloomberg is even more evil than I thought.

Whoever wrote this is obviously horny to get yelled at

Oh, those Kalshi and crypto bros are hard at work again...

Lmao this is a bit, right?

Do you want to buy a tick list for half a mill? It exudes beauty and mystery in equal measure.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water.

how tone deaf can you possibly be

Capitalist media outlet

The Museum of Debt sounds like a place a post capitalist society would drag school children to visit to learn the horrors capitalism and how money is completely fucking made up. I actually like this idea.

Been on the ketamine?

Yep, I’m not allowed to rent a car because I don’t owe anybody any money. Yay debt. Who cares if my debit card can cover it. I have no credit rating. I have cash. Not Good Enough.

Was the author recently kicked in the head by a horse?

Someone call 911, there's clearly a gas leak in the Bloomberg News offices.

Oh, so debt's good now? Great, you can have all of mine.

shut up dorks

Why don't you fuck off

You can’t be fucking serious. Did Bloomberg himself write this article?

Fuck off