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The new revolution in democracy has arrived. Play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D Now available here: theonion.com/voting-simul...

The Blobject Fish

@blobject.fish

Wasn't expecting The Onion to drop an Egglike, but here we are lol. I'm missing 7 of the achievements, so I wonder if there's not a hidden area or something. I thought it might have something to do with the basketball scoreboard but I got the scores to match the numbers and nothing happened.

9/10/26, 11:01 am3 reposts5 likes

The Blobject Fish

@blobject.fish

Just realized I forgot to hit the other 3 practice booths so that makes 4 I haven't discovered yet

The Blobject Fish

@blobject.fish

Oh, and eating too many pies in the voting room, forgot that one too so that's 3 left...

The Blobject Fish

@blobject.fish

Had another go at it today and got 29 secrets, I'm convinced secret #30 is entering the correct password for the VIP room. Here's what I've got.

The Blobject Fish

@blobject.fish

- Unlock double jump & ground pound (2) - Practice vote for flag, basketball, dem, rep, ind & 3rd (6) - Jump into ball hoop - Jerk in corner - Salute flag til explode (5) - Killed by poll watchers - Blow up bomb - Jump off edge of map - Collect 4 The Onion papers