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Cool. We get Dubai and even a crappy part of Oman.

Is that the world's first perfectly circular border?

Any US citizens living there?

Outrageous. If any other country's leader posted this crap it would be seen as an act of war. Our service members are being put in grave danger because of the childishness of this administration.

Did Natalie make this for him?

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And Apple.

This is one time I wouldn't object to Trump slapping his name on something. As long as he's claiming the Strait of Hormuz as US territory, he should also rename it the Strait of Trump, so with 20% of the world's oil supply choked off, the name would be a constant reminder of whose fault it is.

Mr. Rupar, it's probably about time to just say "Natalie posts..." instead.

Lol! This dude is inventing new kinds of demented.

He did not even use his own sharpie this time. He had the fake map professional made. My how he's grown.

So is Google going to change their maps to call it the Straight of America?

When you fail so hard all you can do is post memes.

That's exactly what he wants. It will never happen

25th, anyone?

Any doctors in the comments? Could a person's belief in such a delusion in service of loyalty to Trump be medically classified as some sort of 'Trump Derangement Syndrome?' Asking for 32% of our country.

i know he isn't serious because he called it the strait of hormuz...not something like the straight of america or trumps straight.

Moronic

Groom of the Groomer?

Chief 'fluffer'. She "prepares" (ahem) him. That takes time.

When it eventually becomes a state (Whose Capital will be the beach resort city of “Trumptown”), will we call it The State of Hormuz? or The State of the Strait of Hormuz? 🤔

It'd be more believable if the circle was drawn in sharpie

Call it the Strait upizass

you break it you buy it

Aren't the residents of that area too brown for American citizenship?

This should help with negotiations. Art of the deal!

No, this is a graphic representing the stupidity of our elected officials.

He's pathetic. It's so American that the US Navy daren't go there. Maybe they could disguise their ships as a fleet of catering trucks to fool the Iranians?

It's been a while folks. It's time to reconstitute the good ol' Colonial Days in America!!! Next...we're colonizing Greenland, Cuba, and Canada!!! Good times.

* Col. Larry Wilkerson: Iran Just Abandoned Its Defense Strategy– US Discussed NUCLEAR Option on Iran August 18, 2026 *

That’s what rapist pedo’s do…they just take shit…

The lies and lunacy of the Trump administration

Somebody needs to just take his dang phone away from him. And from Natalie too.

The man is beyond ridiculous! 😩

Hilarious. Strait of Bad News, more like it.

Iran should post the gulf of mexico as the gulf of iran

Is this after you nuke Tehran. F-cking idiot.

Surprised it isn’t now called the Strait of America

What a total loser.

He can’t even keep it open, good luck holding it as a territory.

Strait of America 🙄

If it's a post from Trump it's always misinformation for deception. Along with normalizing fascist territorial taking. bsky.app/profile/atru...

What is this now? 53rd state after Canada and Greenland? Do either have representation yet?

Well I guess that's that, then.

Strait of Natalie.

Trump loves to draw on maps. I bet Natalie Sharpie carries an assortment of colors in her presidential diaper bag.

Will he go there and throw paper towels?

Isn't that the “Strait of Iran”?

Is that easy isn't it Trump, wow clever boy 👏

I know you're really not supposed to say the R-word anymore, but sometimes Trump really makes we want to say the R-word

Insane - just insane.

He's literally trying to become a world power while alienating ALL the allies the US has ever had. SO full of crap (literally) talking out his a** continually. #VoteBlueToSaveUS #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

trump is a fucking idiot!

Taking most of it from allied country Oman, as per his usual MO

He never shows his work.

Let’s see how that works out. A plate of humiliation COMING RIGHT UP. He will never learn.

How to make enemies of Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bharain, and Iraq who are either losing territory within that rather imprecise circle or will lose a vital trade link. And you think oil prices are high now!

Is this not just over-sharing the results of his latest colonoscopy?

I think Trump has found a way to win this battle. He claims that the US now owns the Strait of Hormuz. The media will then make this into a situation where both sides must be respected while they simply report what they are told by the relevant authorities. You decide which side is correct.

I wish conservatives would stop this shit. We don't want anymore people. We can't take care of the ones we have.

I hope Iran double taps his ass. What an imperialist asshole

Everyone in this admin is 7, and the one special boy needs his binky

So now he's declaring war against The united Arab Emirates and Oman, like Iran was not enough !

😂😂😂

Seems watertight, from a legal point of view.

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Of wow, so if I just post some random, made up graphic saying I own Buckingham Palace, we’ll just agree it’s mine now…?! Amazing…!

While Trump is a horrible, it’s still sad to see that his advanced age has diminished his hand-to-eye coordination to the point that he’s lost confidence in his sharpie skills.

Straight Jacket of Hormuz 🤡

Since 1980, the "Lunar Embassy Commission" has been selling titles to real estate on the moon. Trump's creation of a US territory out of the territorial waters of Iran and Oman is a similar development, except that "lunar" has been replaced by "lunatic."

Colonizers that's what Republicans are.

He's an idiot.

Amazing how what he thinks is projecting strength is to the rest of the world showing complete despair

No can't I've already claimed it

He’s lost his damn mind

Surprised he didn’t use a sharpie

JFC we have no Congress 2547

Is this the pivot?

A new #Trumpfuckistan territory...

The man is flaying.....trolling the world with childish nonsense because he HAS NOTHING, and no way to end this insane war.

I’m sure he got help from Natalie.

I'd like to see Iran's version.

That's not how it works, old man.

same level of delusion:

Trump is a moron.

Did Natalie show hom this so he wouldnt doomspiral all night?

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Based on the Straits lack of commerce I’m gonna assume it’s a red state

Those 3 countries aren't going to be happy with the Imperialist US taking parts of their countries. The only way to take the territories is boots on the ground. This will cost thousands of American lives.

🤣😂🤣😂

The regime is focused on distracting people from the reality of the Epstein files accountability issue . Keeping America distracted and divided is the plan.

Looks like he's taking over Dubai too? How do they feel about that?

He should take a long vacation there. Maybe on a cruise?

Why has the President of the United States decided to give Iran (!?!) total control over US Territory?

And it's so enormously convincing.

Or, how to win friends without really trying. He is such a petulant child.

Get the net ready.

Maybe they’ll have a hurricane and he can use his Sharpie.

Well, this will certainly help soften Iranian attitudes toward negotiations, won't it.

He needs treatment for severe mental illness and behavior dangerous to the whole world!

Oman and UAE, ostensibly our “allies”, might have something to say about this.

We are such a stupid and embarrassing country. Do Trump and his cronies actually think that juvenile posts like this scare anyone or achieve anything?

But the two bits of water around the outside of the circle?? The phrase "No man is an island" come to mind.

You’ve completely lost the pointless war against Iran. The negotiations over the Strait of Hormuz are now taking place without you. Who exactly is your ridiculous idiot trying to impress?

25th amendment

When will he rename it Straight of Trump? May he go Straight to jail, or hell, I'm good either way. #FuckTrump

I bet the Ayatollah and the Republican Guard love this.

@mwcartoons.bsky.social

Will we hear about this in the US media or will they gloss over it? This is NO WHERE CLOSE TO NORMAL. Wake the F up. And, We're STILL gonna need to see them EPSTEIN FILES.

What an asshole

There hasn't been any Republican leadership for years. Just hundreds of sycophants queueing up to lick the orange ass.

So, taking land from Iran, plus Oman & UAE? Does this include Dubai?

New levels of delusion

Bro is manifesting worse than a Tumblr mood board chick.

JFC this man is mentally unstable.