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i hope you pass out of gas.

<silent prayer>

Please heat do your thing.

Just stupid. PsychoTrumpFckingUpAmerica

Go for it. Please.

Hopefully just the one

I’ve never wanted anything more than the logical result of this…

Go ahead, make my day

Sounds like his best idea yet.

Probably shouldn't wear a hat or drink anything for at least 24 hours beforehand. Don't forget to stare directly at the Sun.

Narrator: he won't. He only thinks in the present. He won't even care that he said this today. Today won't be the present on July 7th.

Ghost of William Henry Harrison, do your thing!

Sadly, some Covid deniers died of Covid. Let's hope that the climate change denier-in-chief doesn't succumb to the 'climate change hoax'.

Hold your breath for 20 minutes..

And them ppl will still be right there.

I really hope he does this!

Those guys in the back seem to be a little old for being in the Hitler youth.

It would be hilarious* if a large crowd showed up and started chanting "Speak! Speak!" every time he seemed to falter. His ego wouldn't allow him to step down. * that other thing

Maybe it will happen that day

With tears streaming down my face I say, “Please, sir. Please do that. Thank you,sir.”

Excellent idea, m'lord. Your stamina is unmatched. Why, I bet you could outdo that Jefferies fellow even without fasting. Another Coke and Big Mac, sire? Now, if I may suggest, you would dazzle the peasantry in this dark colored wool suit. It's thick padding would compliment your fit physique.

Let's go, Heatstroke, Let's go!!!

Doing an inverse Harrison

It would be woke not to.

I’d bet he can’t tell the truth

I hope Mr Piggy strokes out and dies

By all means, sir, please be my guest.

Come on heat stroke!

Oh goody. A long speech so we can watch you sweat like a pig all while lying to our faces. I'll pass. *** No offense to pigs intended. 🐷

Hopefully he drops dead from heat stroke

I won’t be watching, so let me know how many drop from heat stroke.

Here’s hoping heat stroke does us a solid. 👊👊👊

We can only pray for heat exhaustion. 🙏

Maybe his chest will swell on July 7th??

I hope. I hope. I hope.

Except...he has absolutely NO idea who William Henry Harrison is, that he was President, or how he died.

Heatstroke, do your thing.

you can't even drink a glass of water without using both hands, you fat, demented fuck

Im team heatstroke.

You took the words right out of my mouth! Simple, eloquent, and right to the point. Well done!

😵

I am begging entropy to do its thing

🤣😂

Hope he shits himself in the process. It will be the most viewed anything in history.

That's the best outcome from a stability perspective

Christmas in July!

Please !

Great! Make it a 5-hour long one, in the hot sun, from 12 noon to 5 pm And do it with no water, to show everyone what a tough guy you are

🙏

GET'EM!!

If only.

On the 7th? Not the 4th?

Inshallah

Just a typo. In the clip he says July 4

Do it cunt

I bet he fakes an assassination attempt to get out of the heat early. Here come the ear tampons one more time. 🙄🤪🤡💩

Please do.

Do your thing, sun.

Will this be the day we have dreamed of for years?

Oh stop the world...

Pays to be the schmuck standing behind Dear Leader in your big hat and long sleeves, so you can tell your grandkids how close you were to greatness before he succumbed to heat stroke.

One can only hope he can't

Are you there, Heatstroke? Its me, JJ.

Do it you fat fuck!

Welp, I hope the sun does it's job, in other words, sunstroke, do your thing!

I applaud this decision by him. It's beyond brave for him to go out in 107 degree in a three piece suit and his already bad heart and bloviate for two hours. Don't bring water and don't have a fan. Show us what a man you are.

Good idea, that will make heat stroke even more likely.

🤞🏼

Probably wearing a cooling vest to jeep him cool.

Please Don’t-

💀

Etsy Witches, Assemble!

Typo.

🤞🤞🤞

Gotta be honest, I was surprised they're wearing Union uniforms

I bet he can't touch his toes I bet he can't pass a basic civics test I bet he can't not cheat at golf I bet he can't string together a coherent sentance I bet he can't be nice to people not like him I bet he can't not shit himself I bet he can't tie a bowline knot I bet he can't do most things

All of his doctors just did a spit take.

Please Mr. President do jumping Jack's at the same time, you can do anything 🙏

Wow- makes me think of U.S. President William Henry Harrison - if only we could be so lucky

Yeah don't ruin the evenings of 2 groups of 1,000 people please, Don.

Really? Break 7 minutes for a mile. I’ll watch…

WTF is he speeching on Tuesday Does he think he's on a campaign tour again?

Oh he's canceling!! Maybe an "assassination" plot, or bus in a bunch of MAGA's , or its Joe Biden's fault for sabotaging, or he'll fake a medical crisis (but for something MANLY/ALPHA like fighting off terrorists...)

🤞🏻

Rubio caught shit for drinking water during a speech. Do you want people saying you're as weak as rubio? No, you don't, chuckles.

HEAT STROKE! HEAT STROKE! HEAT STROKE! HEAT STROKE!

Is he preparing for the heat of hell?

If you can do anything, apologize to Obama.

And we are all going to be cheering you on! Keep going, Mr. President, just two more hours, sir! You can do it!!!

Someone should tell Trump that Chinese President Xi Jinping gave a three hour speech.

Brilliant strategy!

It's still going to be ungodly hot and humid, and there will be thunderstorms. It's all probably going to get cancelled. People won't wait three hours in the rain.

Billionaires and Dead-Letter-Literal-Interpretation of the Bible Christian Fundamentalists gave You a President Trump. Every time you pass by a church or use google or facebook or twitter/X, or CBS, Wall Street Journal, New York Times, etc.. "Remember That." The MAGA-base is not a bright-lot.

You can do anything but stop a war in Ukraine on day one, make food less expensive, gas under $2 a gallon, great healthcare for everyone, shall I go on? How about stopping a needless war you started and have no idea how to get out of….how about releasing the Epstein files, can you do that? 🍊💩🤡!

Perfect stroke weather

William Henry Harrison thought it was a good idea to give a long speech in bad weather. Sadly, it killed him a few weeks later.

Go for it, dude!

Everything about him is a total disgrace and a complete embarrassment. He would be a complete joke if he didn’t have power and enablers.

He writes SNL jokes like ringing a bell.

He must want me to watch this speech with champagne on ice

I'm suddenly rooting for the heat