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Falling on deaf MAGA ears. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

That adds up to another 38 wars ended. He is so good at this stuff.

Amazing this wasn't called out after the first several times. Great work CNN really well done.

“Trump says a deal with Iran is coming within days” - CNN, tomorrow

The man-toddler who cried wolf.

the Journalist should add the times he said he would end the Ukraine war on day one. It's just a case of cheap fraud, now not even funny any longer. boring.

Hormuz is just like the Iranian hostage crisis, it won't be over until Princess Tiny Paws leaves office or dies, maybe both.

In future the press should report "We think chump may have said something, but we couldn't find a journalist who could be asked" Or headline "chump says something meaningless again blah blah blah"

As the great late Douglas Adams wrote: „If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.“

Why does anyone even listen? He's a babblebot. (New word)

If you divide the time since the Big Bang into 24 hour slices, it has been days since that Bang.

Seems low

Ok but how do you know 39 isn’t the magic number?

Ah! But what are years but a long sequence of days?

Yeah, it's almost like he's a liar or something.

SPOILER ALERT: Trump is using all the grifter tricks that he used as a failed businessman. But while his former failures could be brushed under the carpet in order for a new grift to begin, this failure is on a world stage and there's no carpet big enough. This is it. This is all Trump can ever be.

Not to worry, give it two weeks

* Professor Seyed Marandi: EXPECT ESCALATION OF WAR IN IRAN June 9, 2026 * www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP9l...

It’s just hanging out with his healthcare plan

In his demented state, I don't think he understands what a day really is

Tony Keller in the Globe this morning: "Mr. Trump’s words reveal, once again, his penchant for one of his favourite pastimes: diplomatic onanism. That’s when you negotiate with yourself, while imagining a willing partner on the other side of the table, and that satisfaction is fast approaching."

At least the war is not ending more rapidly than healthcare is not being reformed.

There will be further repetitions I'm sure.

Pretty hard to do since Iran said "there will be no more negotiations with Donald Trump'

Dems need a consistent response to his statements. "This Presidency will be over within days"

Well of course, everything Trump does is finalized in the next two weeks.

Yeah, and Iran is two weeks away from having a nuke, like they've been for about 3,000 years.

The more his dementia progresses the shorter the times get.

The boy that cryed wolf.

When do we invade Cuba now?

Iran are playing him like a fiddle. He calls female journalists stupid, but he’s the ‘thick as a fuckin plank’ one. He’s got every negative attribute that a human can possibly have. I just pray that he suffers a long, lingering, excruciatingly painful death for his victims’ sake. It’s only fair….

He will say it another 37 times and say he never said it before and the media will just repeat his lies..

😂

😂🤣

And yet you two sorry reporters still treat him like an actual president instead of the deviant psychopath he actually he is.

You have built the prison you soon will be sitting in!

So why does anyone listen to him ?

Because All He Does is LIE!!

It will be over in days. We just dont know how many days.

He seems to like the number 37.

Pursuant to the principle that even a broken clock is correct twice per day Trump will, at some point, be correct making such a statement. In the meantime, each such pronouncement is a market manipulation opportunity for Trump and his friends who,obviously, know which side of the market to be on.

That can't be right. I'm sure he has said it many more times than that.

So “in two weeks”, many times from now.

Technically, everything happening before the end of the universe is within days.

Honestly surprised he hasn’t just shifted to “two weeks” to put it on the same shelf as the publican health care plan

The deal is #25thTrumpNOW

Looks at calendar... sooo on Friday, after the market has closed... again?

2 or 3 Days, Months, Years, who knows by now?

Wolf looks like CNN is holding him hostage at this point. Just the most defeated body language. Which... you know, that's fair.

btw what happened to the Epstein files?

And mainstream media, also in Europe, continue to repeat this BS from a demented clown.

Ana Cabrera is leaving MSNOW. Good riddance. Also Chris Jansing is not going to anchor. The shitheads left are Mr. & Mrs Morning Snowjob's and #KatyTURD.

… agree, and good riddance as I think Cabrera got the broom, she gone!

Any news story that contains the words "Trump said" should not exist. It's not news. The news outlets should just run the same headline every day "Trump lied today" and then move on to some real news, such as flesh-eating worms invading Texas courtesy of DOGE.

I think I need to go watch the Money Pit again.

Trump has said the Iran war will be over "within days" at least 37 times. It's not a prediction. It's a pattern.

While they laugh ...it could be that the failing POTUS does not know this...time to face facts. #dementia

Iran is going to keep teasing a potential peace deal while keeping the Strait of Hormuz largely closed and engaging in limited military strikes in order to avoid Trump claiming victory with a real peace deal, at least until the midterms, in order to maximize the chance of Trump being impeached.

Wonder how much longer Media Oberführer Weiss plans to allow this sort of leftist discourse on her network.

Pathological liars lie

Is 0 out of 37 bad?

He’s going for 47! Or 86 Or 8647! 🙄

Duh, the war will end in two weeks.

Hmm, how many times did he say he wouldn't take us into another war in the Middle East. Me thinks he's full of shit on this too.

50 actually, Wolfers counted.

Maybe he thinks the 37 ceasefires were 37 ends of the war. He does believe he lowered drug prices by 600, 1200, 1800 percent.

I know it's literally your job to tell us what the president says, and gods bless you for it, but nobody should listen to anything the president says.

Sham President from day 1

Within 2 weeks, amiright? Just like that healthcare plan of his…

Wow they’re really taking a truth risk here. Just ask Scott Pelley.

Trump has been promising an imminent breakthrough for months on end. At this agonizing rate, his theoretical threshold of peace should have its own designated ZIP code.

"Two days" is the new "two weeks". 🤣

CNN's days are numbered.

Days.. maybe 2 days? Maybe 25? Maybe 4000 days? Maybe 10,000 days? Who knows?

Tomorrow will be 38 times.

I can't believe how you all fall for his BS week in, week out. It's every week. Watch some overseas news and you might find out what's really going on

The boy who cried wolf story was about Trump.

IF CNN is reporting what Donald Trump actually Said & and quote him on what he said Then they are reporting FAKE NEWS 😜

And . . . the media falls for it every time. They are quick to publish his lies about the end of his video game war. IMHO, that's not journalism, it's sensationalism. Just stop!

Two weeks maybe????

Oh they're just now calling him on his bullshit 🙄

Coming? Or just breathing hard?

They covered that Otis Redding song

How do serious journalists feel when quoting anouncements of the White House today? Like comedians? Like fraudsters targeting their viewers?

I'm right again.

Trump "I call the shots"

🎶Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes!🎶 🎶How do you measure,🎶 🎶measure a year?musicsss🎶

It’s like his “infrastructure week” that never happened.

We will go live to a man outside my Dad's house who has said for the 37 yrs that his house is burning. We are waiting with a live feed.

As he will say next year.

And then Iran shot down one of our helicopters; no the war will not be over within days.

The war will in fact be over in some quantity of days. Zero Pinocchios.

Things would be easier @tonymascarpone.bsky.social if #Israel and #Iran negotiated directly and cut out Trump as a middle man. www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

Bill’s got an Instagram account for these. Very much worth a follow. www.instagram.com/borednapkins

I think the Wall Street algorithm is NOT programmed for Dementia Don's lying and bullshit.

There will be an Iran peace deal. Also all Teslas will have full self-drive!

He is TALIBAN* * Trump Always Lies In Briefings And News.

Apparently Americans are unfamiliar with the story the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Market manipulation mostly

😂😂😂😂😂

It's bad when the truth sounds too exaggerated even for a joke.

Every time he says it, it’s a brand new day in his dementia addled brain. 37 to 0.

They just now realizing he says things that aren’t true? 🤦

Dear Leader - "Just you wait, the 38th time is the one! Wait, I meant 138..." 🤦‍♂️

Do educated adults actually pay any attention to what this dumbass has to say anymore?

Ah yeah, but this time 🤛

need to start having a counter in the bottom corner of the screen, which goes up every time the Jackwagon-in-Chief repeats his claim like the on-screen k*ll counter in the slasher parody movie STUDENT BODIES

#Two-weeks

Don Pedo is clueless. He has managed to screw-up everything possibly that he can screw-up. Is there anything he missed?

Gullible dupes will keep buying this exact same lie over and over forever. You’d think they’d eventually catch on it’s all a con. @cnn.com is pure right wing bullshit propaganda, don’t waste your time

because he knew saying "2 weeks" would just be pathetic