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But the president doesn’t want it open

And according to their alternative facts it is closed right now because the US, not Iran, blocks it.

It is 2044. The Strait of Hormuz is still closed.

I'm voting with my wallet, and it's not for the republicans!

Nobody seems to enjoy being a specious lying asshole as much as the very punchable Hassett.

Right We’re streamlining government with layoffs , people are on unemployment, cant afford medical, food or gas

“like you've never seen before” always means “I’m making it up”

I thought we didn’t need the oil because we are energy independent

OPE! There it is: THE most punchable face in the entire regime.

Repeating what his masters said word for word.

55 seconds*

This one's for you Hassett.

With the damage to Qatars oil fields, it's not gonna flow like we've never seen before. Not for years.

It will be the GREATEST OIL that has ever flowed. Amazing OIL, black and creamy like no OIL before it!

that's a lie it will take years to produce normal in that area , much has been detroyed by Iran and in Iran by TINY and Bennie

Blah, blah, blah! 😡

Dear Kevin, Since people vote their wallets, the party of pedophile protectors is fucked. That's you.

Hassett's transformation is complete. 🙄

And again, the logical follow-up is…”but the Strait was open until your boss woke up one day and decided to entertain himself by dropping bombs on Iran.”

We moved into Pedro type responses:

American oil exports are soaring yet gas prices are not falling

Just give it two weeks…

And Hassett was actually considered for Fed Chair until the moron liked him better for telling lies

you mean like it was flowing before the orange shitgibbon decided to start another middle eastern war, you fucking colin robinson lookalike

these people aren't dumb, they are manipulating you

That's a Goebels thing.

They have to. It’s the only way to keep a job with him.

I thought the same thing 🤪

Nope. The Pathological Liar Hassett lies again.

Sure Karen, sure…

“Like you’ve never seen before” - you mean like how it was flowing before the Syphilitic Yam started the war that closed it?

Iran hit, oil fields, oil pipelines, refineries and docks. Opening the straight allows parts to repair them to flow. The last pre war oil arrived in port April 20. That's almost 8 weeks plus the order the parts, ship the parts and do the repairs.

It's really not that hard to understand...

After we get the straight open that we got closed because of the war that we won but aren’t done with yet…

the extreme addictive disease is completely beyond his control now it’s been a lifelong behavioral disorder and apparently, many others relate to this emotional disorder

It is plausible that the market will get flooded. Will prices drop? Maybe. Or they will control release to prop up the price. Like diamonds, which are only scarce because they are not released.

2 weeks.

Oil isn’t going to flow like never before, as a result of the unnecessary war started by Trump and Netanyahu oil facilities in many Middle East countries have been damaged. The effects of this war are going to be felt for months

Damn, they are all starting to talk like Trump.

Bassett is so loyal to trump that he says the same phrases "like you have never seen before"!

Day 62 of the 1 day war and he spews the same pig shit.

Funny how the strait was open until a couple months ago.

You guys F UP the first economy why are you trying for another your mind games are failing!

For perhaps the first time, Hassett said something I agree with: PEOPLE VOTE THEIR WALLETS. And we’re clearly experiencing the GOP pillaging us daily in every way possible. Yes, I’m “voting my wallet.” I’m voting the GOP OUT!!!

Oil will flow exactly the same way it flowed before this needless war. Exactly the same.

2% is not a good GDP number. The bar is always so low for Trump.

Nobody seems to be talking about how much the closure is destabilising the gulf states. If this carries on much longer they are going to start running out of money and there will be social unrest in Qatar, UAE, and Saudi Arabia.

Like we’ve never seen before. Totally unlike two months ago when it was open.

The USA is the one blockading the strait. And it will continue indefinitely, without meaningful negotiations, because ultimately Trump doesn't give a damn. Someone made the mistake of telling him other countries will be hurt worse than the US, and to a psychopath this is what "winning" looks like.

Adorable how they've all adopted the orange dolt's hyperbolic language.

Black gold. Texas tea.

2 weeks...

You mean like it was flowing BEFORE Trump started this silly war? I guess we’re supposed to forget that part? 🤡🤡

What happened to Hassett's perma-smile? Is the stress of lying getting to him? Good.

"Like we've never seen before," you mean exactly the same amount before it was closed, like, two months ago?

"Oil is gonna flow like you've never seen before?" 🤣🤡 If they weren't so evil, they'd be a laugh riot.

Talk about punchable faces.

Most of us can't eat oil or pay our mortgage with it, dipshit.

Prices go up much faster than they come down. Even when the Strait eventually does open, we are going to see higher gas prices for at least the next year.

Do these people memorize every stupid thing their boss says and then repeat after him like robots? Never mind. That was a rhetorical question.

Actually, the oil will flow like it did before Trump started this war. The oil was flowing just fine and the nuclear deal was working until Trump and his idiots ruined the world economy. Trump started the war. Trump raised gas prices. MAGA is incredibly stupid. They got played like bitches.

Lying liar gonna lie

You know it's serious when he's not sporting his dumbass, smug, sycophantic smile for the camera.

Liars. Every single one.

But, but… I thought we didn’t need the Strait, according to Fatso.

By all accounts if we had opened the strait a couple of weeks ago, the price at the pump would take a year to come down, now I’m not so sure, and other countries in Asia are on the verge of economic calamity as they depend solely on imports. We started this with no regard for other countries.

Do they not realize that there is very serious damage to oil production and processing infrastructure in the Gulf? The prices will never return to prewar, nations are already looking to decarbonize if only to secure energy independence, and the damage has well and truly been done.

Even if the strait was to open today, oil isn't going to flow like it did before the war started. Lets not forget Qatar's oil field took massive blows to their infrastructure that will take years to fix.

Like we've never seen since February. I can't even remember February, it seems like so long ago.

In two weeks.

If you drain your bathtub, and then turn the faucet on, it’s not immediately full. They act like gas is going to go to 2.75 tomorrow. Even if you open it up today, this is going to felt past Election Day.

Actually? Capitalism punches people in their wallets, making them lose their moral direction, and steals votes from Democracy. I firmly believe this is fact. ✌️💙

Flow like it did before the Iran war, not likely for a few years

Oh, so *now* we need the oil out of the Strait...I thought Mad Lord Yam said we didn't and it was Europe's problem.

Zero credibility

Hassett may be right that once the strait is opened “oil will flow like we haven’t seen before” but so much damage will likely have been done that it will be years before we’re back to anywhere near what things were like pre-closure. Not exactly a selling point.

People are not jumping for joy right now. They're pissed. I have a 2020 Chevy Bolt. Virtually zero maintenance. Charging costs are about half what Americans are paying in gas. The free market is open. Choose wisely.

Liar

Yeah and as soon as I lose 40 pounds I’m gonna be a supermodel

Because all those oil-producing countries will then flood the market with all the oil they can to drive down prices and reduce their profits? Just like they were [not] doing before this stupid war? What a fucking smarmy bellend. 86 Hassett.

#FGOP

Reality check for MAGA, the global oil market works on supply and demand. Not where you drill for it...

These sycophants are all starting to sound like their cult leader. They’re so pathetic.

The Iranians have the criminal Republicans by the balls. They're not going to let go.

As a Canadian, I’m allowed to be pissed off because our prices have gone up too as a direct result of this administration’s actions.

4.35 yesterday today 4.99-5.19

Like we've never seen before.

So full of💩

Where is the Venezuelan oil?

Sounds like he's admitting "drill baby drill" didn't exactly work the way it was supposed to.

"As soon as we get the strait open". Hilarious. It's gonna take months, that's becoming clear.

Trump has just announced that the blockade could last months. Also, IT WAS OPEN BEFORE TRUMP AND THE WAR CRIMINAL WENT BUMBLING INTO WAR.

I am confused as Trump said America doesn't need oil from the Middle East as America has enough itself. Why are gas prices so high then? 🤷‍♂️

Pretty sure it'll flow exactly the same as it flowed before.

But oil was fine BEFORE this useless war happened 😒

gas is not the only thing going up in price everyday

aw, so cute, he's become a little mini donnie

Who closed the straight?

Kind of a big qualifier there Scott.

If people vote with their wallets then you dumbfucks have a huge problem

'As soon as something completely out of our control happens everything will be way better than it was before we provoked the thing that is out of our control.' Twat.

They’re acting like one chokepoint explains everything— but prices were already high, and most U.S. supply comes from this hemisphere. It’s not about accuracy. It’s about selling a simple story people will repeat

Always the, "like never seen before". Such imbeciles! How did we land in this timeline with the absolute dumbest, most unqualified bunch of mushroom-sucking bootlickers? They're traitors & their families will live forever shamed by this group of degenerates, who hid cruelty behind Christianity.

I was told all the tankers had gone to America to fill up with oil. Huh. 🤔

Why is the strait closed again?

"as we've never seen before" - NOT a winning statement. When or IF it opens and the oil is flowing, who wants to bet they still make an excuse to keep it high?

He's clearly been told to kill the shit-eating grin

You mean, we never saw oil flow like it did a few months ago? When the straight was open?

🤔 Oil will flow the same amount as it did before the Strait was closed. So ... you very much have seen it before. Unless other countries team up to put pressure on Donald to lift the blockade, unclear when he will stop holding all that oil hostage.

When? In 2 weeks?

I swear this dude is a real life energy vampire 😂😂😂

been waiting for trumps health care plan for 10 years, he said it will be coming out in 2 weeks and these clowns under him are doing the samething. right now gas is $4.99 a gallon, not $4.35, even thats a lie. vote all these do-nothings out of office.

How would it flow any different than before the aged moron got it closed for no reason??????????

This is not even true. A petroleum well that is shut down (due to lack of storage) can take 3,6,9,12 months to start producing again, and may never produce at the same levels. It’s not a light switch, that’s just not how this works.

Cut to any time a Republican has used a survey to prop themselves up

Hassett surely will begin to start talking about the enormous flying oil tankers that will have oil flowing like never before....

This is evergreen for any statements Hassett and the rest of Trump's flying monkeys make publicly.

Trump speak.