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That's exactly where he should be! Guarding the strait! 😂 What a buffoon!

YES? HELLO TRUMP? THIS IS AYATOLLAH FROM IRAN! I SURRENDER! BUT FIRST PLEASE REMOVE SANCTION AND ALSO BUY IRANIAN OIL FROM ME, AND ALSO SENTET ME MANY BITCOIN FOR BRIBING OTHER POLITICIAN TO STOP WAR

Which was the whole point of the operation. Stealing the oil. And a dry run for Iran. Which turns out to be a lot more complicated (and far beyond the mental capabilities of Fat Hitler)

That’s why he points to it as a great success.

So, this war isn't about regime change, yet the way we declare victory is by..... changing the regime?

I swear, he actually believes that he can usurp the will of each and every inhabitant of the planet, because he is him.

We have looked a Venezuela. You think we missed it. It was a set-up

He knew he’d stepped in it when he said ‘the next ayatollah’ and does the worst soft shoe routine to extricate himself.

He is so full of sh*t.

Winging it again

At some point the corporate media has to realize this moron has no clue what’s happening, right?

If he said “blue, because ice cream has no bones” it would’ve made more sense.

He needs one of those little cuing devices in his ear. One linked directly to Putin. He hasn't a clue to what he's doing except: "Whatever you say, Sir."

Venezuelan regime change equals imprison the current President, and appoint the deputy That works.

Demented, delusional, dangerous mfer

I've really gotta get myself one of these jobs where you get a free trip to your private resort every Friday at lunchtime and then back to your job around midday on Monday. He must get a lot of work done Tuesday-Thursday. 🙄

this insane ding dong got 77 million Americans to pick him

#TrumpBS

Delusional

Maybe

He only tells you what reality should be at the time he’s speaking. When answering questions, most people do a check to consider what the truth is before speaking. They might still lie, but they weigh it. He doesn’t do that. He paints the picture of what he wants you to believe, nothing more.

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Idiota!

The only Strait Mussoweenie should get is a Straitjacket.

He has no plan this is all a lie he can’t even think about it cause he knows anything he says the contrary will be done

All that oil the Iranians have, he is dribbling with what bank account to put the proceeds in if he got the chance to get his (tiny) hands on it.

Yeah, fuck that. Ship sailed. You blinked, you wrinkled orange choade. Iran has found your weak spot. And they’ve prolly shared it with China and Russia. Dumfukistan is the sick man of the Americas! Gloooorious!

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Stop lying! He’s a POS!

Dear God he's an idiot.

I remember that feeling during the pandemic when we had boris Johnson in the uk. Took me back to being a child with totally inadequate parents.

Sadly, there's a portion of the US population that goes along with this a "plan." Much like an early-generation LLM with a tiny context window, his rhetoric often loses the original prompt halfway through the sentence, resulting in a 'hallucination' of facts that sound confident but lack a map.

And boosting Iran's power in the process...

Trump thinks he can control an international waterway. Nice.

Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies and much MORE lies.

F%CK

Why do millions of American people think he is some kind of genius? #FDT

How can they hear him through the diaper when he talks out of his ass?

he has no idea of what to do... collins asks the right questions. he does not know who the leader is... he knows nothing.

—breaks my heart that Republicans never see this stuff. It’s just not broadcast on Fox. They have no way to understand what’s happening. This guy is a complete madman and a moron and maybe the Republicans are too stupid to even see that I don’t know?

Can they make him an ayatollah?

Venezuela really?? That was some regime change alright 😂😂

It's called the Strait of America.

If this is really all about making money for himself and his friends his getaway would be the middle east. How does that work if he pisses Qatar off. That is where he put a pile of cash. Something about this is off.

"Me and the ayatollah". Hahahaha 😆 trump is the stupidest man.

What. A. Load. Of. Bull. Shit.

Is he trying to "own" "run" this for profit? Was this part of the goal? To negotiate the Strait?

He is full of shit

THERE WAS NO REGIME CHANGE I. VENEZUELA. It's the same people different names,.

It’s amazing to watch his mind melt in real time and terrifying that we as a nation can’t seem to come to terms that he is completely insane. None of this is true most likely and if it is, this is not how it should be discussed.

He is nuts

Trump Tower Hormuz

Like I just said, Trump has moved to Cloud Cuckoo Land. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_c...

So according to this the current leader of Iran is making a deal to make multiple concessions to the US but will also agree to no longer be in charge. So why would the next person in charge agree to the deal he wasn’t part of making?

There is new Supreme leader in Iran, is he even aware of this, does he even know Khamenei jr.’s name?

Melania needs more human capital.

And because the press does this.

Not that this needs saying again … but … TRUMP IS UTTERLY MAD! 🙄😩🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Which has No real change!!!!!!!!

At the illegal bombing of their Capitol and the kidnap of their head of state?

He actually SAYS ‘Look over there!’

Please die Trump

The desperate back-pedalling is real.

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All cognitive dissonance, all the time. Normally it would be an embarrassing admission of ignorance, ineptitude, and ongoing dementia. But for a fascist it accrues control when no one holds you accountable for it and human logic is worn down just like our human rights. bsky.app/profile/atru...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The only reason he's backing off is because the Gulf States are supremely pissed at him. Iran is not talking to them.

He wants a share of the tolls that Iran intends to collect for allowing transit through the Strait.

Not a Monty Not an Ike Nought to respect Or like Republicans support this Remember that At the ballot box Vote out their fat

He's literally making shit up as he goes now.

He’s a walking moron with a microphone

This guy is totally on top of things. I feel so safe and secure.

Ain’t it the truth?

I was a little down today, but this made me laugh. Either definition of Intelligence is funny.

No shit.

Thats for certain

I thought that was a headline from The Onion for a sec... Nevertheless, it could reasonably be used as a headline for every single thing coming out of his mouth.

Neither Intelligence nor intelligence were involved

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Trump and Kegsbreath heading to Tehran

No kidding!

There's a regime change in Venezuela?

Some people thought it was a good idea to vote for that orange clown who happens to be a pedophile and a convicted felon. WTF murikah?!

He's very upset Iran didn't behave like Venezuela. Who could have predicted this?!

He really is clueless

Me, me me me

Trump we know you’re lying.

Trump is a very stupid man. It is time for him to disappear. Republicans must wake up or our country is doomed. I truly believe he is working with Putin.

OK are we all finally in agreement that he’s just lost the plot??

"a serious form of regime change"

So he's called on other countries and NATO to commit forces to keep it open so it can be controlled by him?

So unserious it is then

*looks at Venezuela* Is the regime change hiding behind it?

"There will also be serious regime change. Look at Venezuela." ...but there was no regime change in Venezuela? Yes, you kidnapped Maduro, and the only thing that changed was his Vice President was put in charge. How is that "serious regime change?"

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.......

The people of the USA don't want world domination. We want universal health care, clean air/water, to be able to afford to eat and own a home at the same time. We want to be able to live and still enjoy life.

Gonna be fun when Maduro is acquitted..

Narrator: Venezuela did not have a regime change.

Not gonna happen, Bucko. Even trying to sucker the EU into this mess with crank missile shots at Diego Garcia and getting the BBC all wet with excitement. This ain't no Venezuela or Iraq or Cuba... www.bbc.com/news/article...

So Iran is getting an ayatollah and an idiot? I don't think that iranians bargained for this.

Trump makes final offer re: Straits of Hormuz.

Delusional pedophile says what now?

Lol Venezuela has the same regime it did a year ago!

There's just saying stupid untrue things out loud followed by more stupid untrue things which contradict the things previously said, all with stenographers in place not one of whom has the nerve to say....what the heck (clean version) are you talking about?

Maybe Venezuela will be in charge of the strait?

"Uhhhh....." There is no plan. Trump is just spewing words hoping to find the right combination to save him from his own stupidity.,

Deluded.

Me!!! And the hundreds of thousands of Revolutionary Guards!!!