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Isn’t he supposed to be the smart one? Sigh.

Bumba-papap, Bumba-papap, Bumba-papap 🗣️

Duh!

Nice spin, Marco!

Israel to Americans stuck in the middle east fuck you Americans You are on your own

clowns juggling knives standing on moving trains in tornadoes....

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So was it a surprise that Iran might attack? I seem to remember Rubio saying YESTERDAY that because they knew Iran would attack, they had to hit first. He described it as a "proactive defensive attack" which made people's brains hurt. Trump said that was rubbish. So no plans for Americans then?

Marco trying to rewrite his own comments from yesterday. He honestly thinks people are stupid and misconstruing his EXACT words

for this guy maybe

That's a no. Airspace closures came AFTER the attack, you lying scum.

Do better.

We have enough fighter jets over there to reduce the Mideast to ash, but we can’t get our people out because of “airspace closures”.

The problem is we only 3 seconds into the future. Like goldfish.

Omg there’s a horse in the hospital all day every day

So no then?

So get to the top of the tallest buildings and wait for the helicopters? Almost sort of worked in 1975.

Why does this seem like potentially much worse than Benghazi? Maybe someone could ask Marco that question.

so... no plan 👍

Well, duh!

Duh. Strike first. Airports r closed. Holy fucking duh!!

Who could’ve foreseen air space closures?

DUI stands for Disastrously Unqualified Idiots. Regime change begins at home!

Huh. Its complicated. But thats not like the outrage they blasted at Biden for implementing Trumps Afghanistan exit plan.

A plan? You can't be serious!

These mfers KNEW that with the shitty 💩 standing on the world stage that trump has created for the U.S. there would probably be some obstacles to getting the necessary things in place for effective evacuations and why they went ahead and launched the attack anyway! 👀

#LittleMarcoRubio talks out both sides of his puppet holes.

Mike Johnson remains the undisputed champion-coward of "I'm not aware of that / let me look into that"

Omg

Why are you obeying the airspace closures when you dont regard any other law or a sovereign countries leaders?

Marco tells everyone to call this simple phone number and you will be whisked out of the Middle East!

Yeah, absolutely no one expected airspace to be closed because of drones and missiles that fly all over the place.

So it was a shit plan. Making it up as they go along.... again.

Apparently there is no need to evacuate anyone, Jesus is coming.

Basically the plan was, "Oops. Guess we'd better figure something out now."

Total chaos and incompetence!

Duh.

Follow up question: are you fucking stupid?

In other words NO PLAN. No forethought given to Americans in the middle east working, vacationing, visiting family. Such a giant fiasco!

What a concept, have the evacuation plans in place before the start of your illegal war, and evacuate civilians, including your own Dept of State employees, using military transport if necessary. I wonder if we have ever done such a thing before?

Well now there is Rubio you frigging idiot 🙄.

Hitch hike?

You leave my ex-wife out of this!

So, no. You’d think this group of top-flight geniuses would have things a little more straightened out.

Hey, hey, hey, there cut 'em some slack. I mean who could've known that starting a war would be so complicated?

They a better at nothing than blowing a hole in their own fishing boat as it's already taking on water.

It’s like call of duty but on a 1983 Atari

No leaks is more important to them than the lives of thousands of their people….

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A plan is something you do prior to something. Not something you do after the fact.

Who could have thought of that?

"No, I said 'BEFORE the attack". 🙄

So ... no plan.

Translation: er, uh, um,… not really!

Marco’s dictionary does not include the word “before”.

"The problem is airspace closures." I wonder why that is?🤔

Well as it turns out you are supposed to plan then act. Who knew?

Can you imagine being trapped in one of the countries that is under fire, knowing that your country started this and didn't give you a heads up or evacuate in advance? This administration proves again and again that they are in wayyy over their skis.

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The answer, Little Puppet Marco, is no.

But I’m sure if members of his family or friends of his needed to be evacuated, they would’ve evacuated them, wouldn’t they?

🙄

Should have thought that out before lighting the entire Mideast on fire. What stupid and dangerous fools you are.

Maybe Little Marco should have anticipated that as a likely consequence of an unprovoked attack on Iran.

So the answer is “No?”

"Our plan was to evacuate by air, but then the air traffic controllers went all woke on us when bombs started buzzing the tower."

Does he have a fucking time machine??? WTF is wrong with them??? Impeachments now!!

Yesterday on CNN Burnett interviewed US veteran who’s stranded in Dubai w/thousands US citizens.Shared Brits also stranded,British government arranged flights/their citizens What a difference in Leaders!

IF Anthony Blinken's first call to evacuate Americans from Middle East was 5 days AFTER WE took military action, he would've been impeached. State Dept started evacuations TWO WEEKS BEFORE Afghanistan withdrawal, 2 wks before Russian War & got ceasefire to do it in Sudan & got severely criticized.

AND PLANES CRASHING …..YEAH, A LOT OF PROBLEMS BECAUSE WE WORK FOR A TREASONOUS CROOK AND CHILD RAPIST……HES NOT EVEN OUR PRESIDENT EITHER…..

Marco: “I’ll be able to comment more fully when Trumpedo gets off his knees, wipes Bibi’s spooge off his face and tells me what to think.”

You never ever heard of air space closures FFS

Right. Otherwise they’d be home

Or, it's even worse than no plan. The plan was: We'll evacuate everyone via air, during a war with a regime famous for launching ballistic missiles and drones, which would inevitably close airspace. Genius! It would have been smarter to say, "we just don't care".

Who could have predicted that?! Wow fuck you Marco

he gives 0 shits for canon fodder

You suck Marco

They can't even read playing cards.

Shit, they can’t even spell a one syllable word like chess 🤬🤬🤬

I’m sure they knew, they just didn’t care

So they didn’t anticipate the havoc their actions would wreak? Assholes!

Yes, completely unforeseeable airspace closures.

No plan. They had no plan.

No shit, Sherlock.

who woulda thunk it, eh? airplace closures. Doh. Didn't see that possibility.

All incompetent

They didn't warn Americans to leave because it's a clusterfuck of epic proportions controlled by morons and fools. They have no plan.

Feb 27 Mike Huckabee, US Ambassador to Israel, tell staff they can leave www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/w...

I find it hard to believe that the Military hasn't had some units practice evacuations. Stuff happens earthquakes, floods, etc. Is this crew so incompetent they can't stand this up quickly? Did they fire everyone who knows how to manage a big evac ops?

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Piss Poor Planning results in Piss Poor Performance

And nobody thought that might happen? Such idiots!

I'm sure MAGAs are clutching their Afghanistan withdrawal pearls now.

Canadian embassy staff were to sneak them out.

Obama closed all the airports with his planes full of money!

Like DUH?

Did he not hear the word "before"?

They had no plan to get the Americans out. So much for America First.

JFC these people are beyond incompetent. What happens if Iran hits the airport?

🤣 yep...no plan. Just destroy shit, and see what happens. 🤬

And That was forced on him by trump and pompeo

The incompetence is…something

Both things can be true.

Why'd the airspace closures happen ya dick head?

Idiot

Dumb asses at the wheel!

mais nooooon, quand il y a une guerre les pays auraient tendance a fermer leurs espaces aeriens? mais c'est fou!

"Who could have predicted air space closures after we started a major war in the middle east? War secretary Drunken Pete was doing workout videos. The President was having a fundraising party at his golf club, and Jared and Witkoff were having meaningful discussions with Putin about real estate."

Narrator: There was no plan.

SOMEBODY just did not think ahead.

How could they have known the airports would close....

Duh

So, you didn't anticipate airspace closures before you started bombing them? Fucking clowns.

If he’s trying to carry out the plan to evacuate people before the attack AFTER the attack, he’s already doing the plan wrong.