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"There's never been a president that high [on his own supply]." - fixed it for ya

well.. if it works, keep doing it... the cult will see it and believe it. It won't stop untill you make it.

90%?!?

Probably among Republicans, which makes sense because Mike Johnson doesn't recognize non-Republicans as people.

New president of the USA.

He lies. He is a snitty, snotty, snoot.

Is that 90% approval rating the Epstein Client List?

All the *more* evil

Yup! What a bunch of sicko \ wierdos.

What’s worse than the lie is this is what Russia, China and North Korea dictators say

Or Stalin.

Someone should find out what church this lying Republican cult minion attends and ask them about their religious beliefs and values. These people are loyal to the Almighty Dollar!

It boggles my mind how someone claiming to believe in the Bible has he does could lie so blatantly and without remorse.

I’m surprised his nose isn’t longer. Oh wait…that would interfere with trump’s crotch.

When they hit rock bottom, they start digging

Right on!!! Love you Auggie the Bassett Hound.

Bravo!

The man is an evil lunatic.

Of course, no pushback, no correction or request for the sources. Media are failing us.

So full of shit.

Such a good Christian man… 🤷🏼‍♀️

There have been many unimpressive Speakers of the House. Mike Johnson is near the bottom of that list.

“Christian” guy defending a pedophile.

34 reasons And counting…

And of course the shitstream media didn't tell their viewers in real-time that it is a bald-faced lie.

I do believe he’s high.

Perhaps he has a 90% approval rating amongst child rapists.

The truly outrageous bit is Mike Johnson thinking CNN viewers buy this nonsense.

Little Mike is so compromised.

I can’t wait for karma to catch up with creepy, lying Mikey Johnson. Someone should do a really deep dive into his private life.

What???

Thank you. It is... Self evident Love and support the truth. Thank you so, much from Auggie Doggie . Your voice matters so much....

Seriously. It's scary how easily the lies just roll off their tongues. Even the ones that are absolutely ridiculous. And the sad part is there is a substantial demographic that actually believes them.

Baghdad Bob has now moved to second place.

So he takes the percentage of Republicans and tries to make it sound like Trump’s overall approval rating. Totally deceptive.

Is it?¿?Maybe truer than we give him credit for! Maybe they are all on crack! You know to dull the pain😪they are all so RESPONSIBLE for putting ON THEMSELVES! SorryNO PITY for any of them. if I did my job as they do theirs, bodies would start piling up. Just saying it could've been so different😱

Even 42% seems gaslightingly high 90% is hilarious.

MAGA Mike should concentrate on monitoring his son’s penile activity. Just sayin…

High on something...

I’m sure the Speaker has seen these. But just in case…

Say something nice führer hit….errr tr*mp is listening.

A pedophile supporting liar who claims that god speaks to him. Republicans are incredibly stupid.

I want some of what he’s smoking.

Outrageous doesn't go far enough. He (Johnson) has lost his everloving mind. How does this happen?

Every time I see something like this, Sean Spicer appears in my head telling me that the inauguration crowd was the biggest in history, period. And so it went from there.

86Johnson

President Putin also claims a near 100% approval. So. Yeah.

Maybe Johnson meant chemically high 🤣

I wonder if he said that because he knew Trump would be watching the segment to see what he said. So he went Full North Korea for the boss's ears.

lil'mikey chews the shit before he spits it out.

CNN did actually report this, but Mike left out and important point; his 90% approval was among Republicans. Among all Americans - 42%. Mike made it sound like everyone loves Trump.

As Jesus said; "If you need to lie, lie. Honesty is over-rated." MAGA Mike's version of Jesus would be unrecognizable to the real one.

SOMEONE is certainly high.

🤮

If voters continue to stay at home, not only will their kids have less things than their parents, but they will also have less freedom. Republicans now believe that they are in Trump's Castle, while Democrats are the peasants in the field. It is time for everyone to participate for Democracy.

He has to bend all the way over since he had called for the Epstein files to be released. Big no no

Mike misread his porn use monitor.

I want whatever drugs that Mike Johnson is high on right now, because this couldn’t be further from the truth. He barely can manage 50% approval on a good day.

I heard he was an eleventy-billion percent approval.

What is their purpose in ALWAYS spewing Bullshit Lies?.. It's now catching up with them!... Dump's ratings are in the 🚽 (Toilet!)... Reporting around 30%, which is higher than it should be!... Moron, Ignorant, Uneducated Loyalists are Moron, Ignorant, Uneducated Loyalists!... Let's include Racists!

Delusional

He means 90% of the nation wants the EPSTEIN files, to be released !!! ….🤥

If their mouth is moving they are lying.

They are flailing

MAGA Moses really can't see the writing on the wall. It's cause Trump threatened to prosecute him for Jan 6th isn't it?

Well, there's never been a Speaker of the House this high before.

Ohmygod it’s 111%! He’s truly the greatest human being to EVER LIVE!!!

The math isn't mathing here. Although it does explain their talking points on the deficit and tariff, and not taxing the billionaires.

According to the NY Times, Trump's approval rating is at 44%, with 53% disapproving. Hardly skyrocketing! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Rule number one of effective lying: make it plausible. These guys are so high on their own supply they're looking down at cirrus clouds.

Could it be that Mike is not the Christian he claims to be?

WTAF?

He's not lying if he only believes Republicans are the true Americans.

I’m pretty sure that the 10 commandments includes one that says don’t bear false witness. Sure would be nice if someone had the guts to throw that in his face.

Another pedo

Yeah, that's it, no❓️

Mikey is lying to himself about who he is, he'll lie about everything. He believes the earth is only 10,000 years old. If he thought he was Dopey the dwarf, he'd be on medication & under the care of a trained professional. Science doesn't care if you call the voice you hear god or Jesus.

Mike Johnson must be high on mushrooms. Little orange mushrooms. Mike get off your knees and be a man or pray for strength to speak truth and honesty 🙏🙏🙏😜

CNN had him at 42% (July 10-13). I can see where Johnson would be confused 🙄

🪼🪼🪼

Wow! This is like a really bad episode of a Batman cartoon. Villains like Johnson have taken over Gotham city. The Bat signal is busted. Bruce Wayne sleeps. Gotham is destroyed. The villains belong in Arkham asylum. Who will put them there?

What book? 😂

It’s so weird. Like super ridiculously weird, that this is so normal now. That no one bats a fucking eye at the gross lies. I hate to be that guy and ‘whataboutism’ but really, if the script was flipped no democrat leader would have been able to do a fraction of the nonsense we’re witnessing. Weird.

That last line may be true.

Audience of one.

wtf

when Mike Johnson is standing in line at the soup kitchen, we can remind him of how he cut the funding, lying before, during and after about the whole thing. What a (bleep) of a (bleep). #jailJohnson

And I can claim to be a diplodocus.... But it don't necessarily make it so... 😎😜

He's probably high on whatever jr. has laying around.

I think there’s a commandment about that

He just outgrew Pinocchio nose.

It's probably 90 percent of people believe Trump is the reason the #Epstein-Pedo-Files won't be released.

So foolish ; it is 58% disapprove. Johnson 🙄 why but why?

It's so easy for them to say, that's not a stat at all

if we dont laugh, we;ll weep.

Hahahahaha

Not sure what drugs tRump's Little Johnson is taking but...

His soul must have left his body that one time he watched porn.

Did the CNBC host correct him?

It’s proof of a GOP-wide panic, IMHO