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Watching Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather for Christmas, because that is also the mood I am in. Merry Fucking Christmas

After seeing this funder from GoFundMe, I was inspired to create my own, but I am not fictional guys named Carlos & Javier, so I won’t get $80-100K, even though I've also done hard labor for work in my life & am not sure I'll be able to pay my bills in the coming months because of being out of work.

😁 People should know this about me:

I either NEED to get Donations or I NEED to get you all to sign up for financial services aka life insurance products with me within the next year, in order to survive. (Or maybe a gas station will hire me part time temporarily.) DM Me if you want to talk about getting signed up for a life policy.

I don't like having to be blunt about real shit, & prefer using sarcasm instead, but the honest truth is if I don't find a way to sell insurance this next year so that I too can survive, even if I couch it in financial services language, then I might have to start worrying about my own survival.

If only I had $10 from all the people who liked this post, I would be doing double as well as I did last year at a traditional paid job. But at least over 1600 clicked the like button... 🤷🏻‍♀️ That's one way to ring in the new year. Happy New Year to me.

And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to about donating, I’m talking about this little funder I started to help pay the phone bill, electricity bill, buy food, and pay other bills.

Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025.

If you aren't partying it up like me and my cats, or like a real party animal like Don Lemon, then what are you even doing today?

Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025, for all who believe in democracy, freedom, and that our elected officials work for us, not the other way around. PS: Lend me a hand, if you can. gofund.me/39868f75f

I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61

She never had to fake a shooting. She did win. She's not on the list.

When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more.

I have to focus on me right now, until I can afford to focus on anyone else. When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more. But I either have to get you all as my clients or get you all as my donators... Until then... 🤷🏻‍♀️🙏😳😮

I am out of money and this is making me more depressed than usual because I can’t seem to ever get out of this hole. gofund.me/aad141d61

I am out of work & out of money, which is making me more depressed than usual because I can’t seem to ever get out of this hole & can't even handle to do work I'm licensed to do. gofund.me/aad141d61

So... I created a thing with AI help the other night... Ever wanted your own smartphone PipBoy? Now you can have one of your vet own!

My birthday is this Friday the 13th. All I want for my birthday, besides financial help, is for the Ides of March to come for the orange dictator Trumpstein & his Regime. I have $13 to my name right now. At least the last bit of financial help took care of my car insurance. #mutualaid

Sharing another fundraiser that I just rejiggered and want to see if it takes off at all, now that I edited it. This is part experiment and part why the fuck not?

Can you share this with 150 people? This campaign is a social experiment... ... to see if ordinary people can raise funds like the big viral fundraisers do. I’m not a millionaire, just someone making barely over $10,000 a year. #mutualaid #gofundme gofund.me/debd7b267

LLAP 🖖

If you can help me out, I'm $Astartiel on CashApp.

I might need financial mutual aid, but I don’t want it in these kind of dollar bills: