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Jennie Jonzen Financial Guidance DM Me if you're interested in learning more.

I don't know what to do. I don't want to lose all my cats. This has been a year of loss.

If you can help out, I appreciate it. If you can at least share, that will help.

Until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt, I think Fox News rags People & TMZ, owned by Barry Diller & Rupert Murdoch, accusing Rob's son of his & his wife's murder, within minutes of the murder being public, is highly suspicious, especially since Kash Patel made the same accusation.

I wish I was capable of being in relationships. The last & only long one (3 years) was half my lifetime ago. And I've been single & asexual for 2/5ths of my life. I always WANTED "True Wuv" but never found it. Only long-distance crushes on celebrities. And fear of guys falling in love with me.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. William Goldman, The Princess Bride (Been looking for this kind of love, like a fool, all my life.)

I NEED to find a way I can handle receiving the money I need, whether by getting all of you to be my customers, by getting a different shitty job, by relying on generous donations, by becoming a YouTube sensation 🙄, or by magically winning all I need. ⭐️

I may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.

What would all of you pay me or donate to me to help me survive? I don't expect $1.7M in crowdfunding, or anything. What would you all be willing to do to help your fellow woman so she doesn't have to be a burden to family or government? What can I do to earn an income? Will you buy my soul?

Still seeking that elusive true love...

So this is Christmas... 🎄

Watching Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather for Christmas, because that is also the mood I am in. Merry Fucking Christmas

After seeing this funder from GoFundMe, I was inspired to create my own, but I am not fictional guys named Carlos & Javier, so I won’t get $80-100K, even though I've also done hard labor for work in my life & am not sure I'll be able to pay my bills in the coming months because of being out of work.

😁 People should know this about me:

I either NEED to get Donations or I NEED to get you all to sign up for financial services aka life insurance products with me within the next year, in order to survive. (Or maybe a gas station will hire me part time temporarily.) DM Me if you want to talk about getting signed up for a life policy.

I don't like having to be blunt about real shit, & prefer using sarcasm instead, but the honest truth is if I don't find a way to sell insurance this next year so that I too can survive, even if I couch it in financial services language, then I might have to start worrying about my own survival.

If only I had $10 from all the people who liked this post, I would be doing double as well as I did last year at a traditional paid job. But at least over 1600 clicked the like button... 🤷🏻‍♀️ That's one way to ring in the new year. Happy New Year to me.

And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to about donating, I’m talking about this little funder I started to help pay the phone bill, electricity bill, buy food, and pay other bills.

Here's hoping for a better year in 2026 than we had in 2025.

If you aren't partying it up like me and my cats, or like a real party animal like Don Lemon, then what are you even doing today?

To answer your question: Do you know why HE doesn't die? One word: HE'S A VAMPIRE!

I still have to watch that movie. It looks good. If only it was as simple as staking these evil assholes because they're vampires.

Great music, for sure.

I'm still unable to bring myself to be a life insurance broker, even though I could theoretically do well if I can handle doing the work. And am still out of any other employment. I lowered the goal, but even that amount will barely get me through January. Have cats to feed. gofund.me/aad141d61

She never had to fake a shooting. She did win. She's not on the list.

When I'm in a better place, I'll be here more.