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Naw he would have his own.

Nah, he'd be the guy who caused it all yet got to escape anyway

If he was on the Titanic he would be throwing women and babies off the life boats.

He’d just push them aside and jump in the rescue boat in front of them.

If Trump had been a Corleone in the Godfather he’d be Fredo.

So perfectly stated!

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Same ♥️

Selling tickets to a life boat, charging extra for life vests and then cutting the ropes saving himself... 🫤

He'd be doing that anyway. If his parent's hadn't of raised him into narcissism he'd of been a drag queen

Probably pushing children overboard to get a clear path to a lifeboat.

Appreciate the choice of lower case

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

He’d be pushing women and children out of the way to get on a lifeboat

If he wasn’t already wearing it.

Iceberg? What iceberg?

He’d cry and shit his pants because daddy wasn’t around to protect him.

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I feel like he would be the guy that would purposely drive toward the iceberg, and then blame Biden for putting it there

Something with a major league bustle.

He wouldn’t bother - he’d just push people aside and/or overboard to get a spot on a lifeboat.

Coward he is.

You are incorrect according to this authentic Xray

Slowly lowered from the edge of a volcano... into lava. 🔥

😂

He has his own

No doubt.

And that’s before the iceberg event.

Add Adam Kinzinger voted for HIM too many times! 🩸

Absolutely

He'd have Kegseth throw them overboard.

While grabbing them by the pussy.

And demanding that the chefs make him a to-go bag of burgers and fries.

In the first lifeboat.

If Natalie Harp leaves him any.

And grabbing that door from Rose.

Reminds me of this classic Seinfeld episode: youtu.be/GYcySgjWGIw?...

Only the unattractive ones.

No he wouldn't. He'd find a matronly lady, bludgeon her into unconsciousness, and then steal her clothing.

After being the guy that ran the ship into the iceberg in the first place.

Family Guy already did that one

He wouldn’t take the time to do that. He would push women and children out of his way as he jumps onto the life boat. Just like boys/men don’t wear dresses and wigs to gain access to women’s bathrooms. They just barge right in to get what they want.

🤣 good one!

Heck he’d be the guy on carnival wearing women’s clothing.

I love it cause it’s so true😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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So would the GOP.

I think he’s ripe for bimbofication right about now.

If we want variants on this theme, we can perhaps call on @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Hell no—he would have ripped the clothes right off her back.

Well...except for the running part.

And keep them after he was rescued.

Or he’d already be wearing it. I don’t see him “running around” to do much of anything.

Trump would’ve thrown the baby out of the lifeboat.

😂🤣😂

On his head.

I'm pretty sure he would just rip the clothes off the closest woman.

%100

Waddling around

Donnie the Stable Genius Says . . . . "And remember, kids, whenever you look at a solar eclipse, be sure to squint!" Thank you for your attention to this important solar eclipse safety message from your favorite president(ME!). Don't forget to squint!

.....this would be funny if it wasnt true.....

I always think of the Stephen King movie/book: The Dead Zone, where the potus figure holds up a kid as a shield. Pretty much nails it.

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First he would deny that we hit the iceberg, then he would admit that we hit it, but we destroyed the iceberg, then that we had taken some minor hull damage but it would buff right out, and then we were taking on a tiny bit of water, but the people down below are poor so they should die anyway.

LOL PERFECT!!! 💯💯💯

Trump’s Titanic is sinking anyway. So I assume he’ll be napping at the cabinet meetings in drag

Abso-flippin-lutely!!!

For sure!

... and kick a nursing mother and babe off the lifeboat claiming she was a man in drag.

Yes, he'd be the creepy guy in wemon's clothing because he can't swim.

what a weird, unsupported, but personally illuminating thing to say. no shame man, but you might as well come out.

Billy Zane's character

I wake up every morning terrified, sad and appalled at what the US has become

I feel like it would be more like all his cucks would be piling women’s clothing onto him.

💯, if he hasn't already. 🤣🤣🤣

No. I think Mike Johnson and JD Vance fit that model. Trump would just explain to a child or women why he matters more and push them out of the boat.

You know, you don’t need to be quite so homophobic with your put-downs

While trans women would sacrifice their own seats and be making sure kids, elderly, and vulnerable people get on the life boats One thing I wouldn't do is take off my dress to let him have

You got that right!SO AMERICA IS SINKING LIKE THE TITANIC🤬👎🏼and trump just running around filling his war chest making his family rich so they can escape in the plane that he got for a gift make no mistake about it.trump knows what’s coming and he’s planning to get out quick.just my personal thoughts

Precisely. And he’d be shoving actual women and children out of the way to get into a lifeboat.

That was him wasn’t it?

And he would be pushing old ladies and babies off the boat!!🛥️

He could just grab Lindsey Graham’s stash…it’s not like he needs them anymore

it's in Giuliani's cabin----😐

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He would be first on the boat

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"The captain of the Titanic went down with the ship? What a sucker, what a loser."

Before or after they hit the iceberg?

He’d be the guy in the Black Stallion trying to take the life jacket off the little kid

No, he would’ve just elbowed and shoved his way onto a lifeboat.

HIM AND ANDREW TATE....WHATA UGLY MFER 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🐕

He'd throw women overboard after stealing their clothes.

Oh hell yeah! He’d be jumping on the boat before women and children 🤬🤬

He would have knocked some lady out to take her clothes

He could also be the one who refuses to think the ship will go down. He would be eating in the dinning room complaining the staff were not serving him. Then when shit got real, he would go and pretend to be a woman.

Indeed. He’s so awful but his cabinet is too

This is even more topical after the switcheroo in Turkey.

And he'd be blaming immigrants for having pushed the iceberg close to the Titanic. If only they had secure borders on the ocean ...

This would be funny if wasn't true. Or he'd be like the guy like in the movie that grabs a random child and claims he's all she has.

Spot on

He would have just pushed the women and children out of the way and then demanded the crew help him onto the lifeboat.

He’d be pushing women & children off the boats

And stealing life preservers from elderly women and children.

just like when he was cruising Studio 54 back in the 70s

That's just silly. He'd have packed women's clothing.

*Grabs Eric* No... *Grabs Don Jr.* Ewwww worse somehow... *Grabs Barron* fine, guess you'll do

He would have stolen Lindsey Graham's.

Or, throwing a child out of a lifeboat, so he could get in.

And shoving children out of the way, ensuring he was the only one in the lifeboat when it was lowered.

Oh, what do you know? Tell or show us everything.

And pushing people aside like Montenegrin prime ministers as he made his way to the life boats.

No, he would be grabbing young children to take on his "Epstein Dingy" claiming to protect them.

he'd be SHOOTING women to get a seat in the lifeboat - and then tell the media everyone INSISTED that he get in as he NEEDED to be saved!

Without a doubt

He'd be like the Captain of the immigrant rescue ship in the Netflix German movie 23,000 Lives which I saw last week and is excellent. He abandoned his ship before every passenger was rescued and was charged, arrested and went to prison.

STFU 😂😂😂😂😂