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I’m pretty sure that’s what his new cologne must smell like

Think I'm going to have the kids start selling Jar 'o Trump Farts at the lemonade stand this summer. [Oh and still fuck you Adam for your "War is peace" bomb Iran campaign]

Just stand next to him and get them free ! 🤮

Trump will never run out of farts from what you have been saying...

There’s no way he ever does a purely gas fart.

Don’t give him any ideas.

Don’t give him any ideas.

He could just sell pieces of his diapers.

You're dumb. He left that party a long time ago. Maybe if you watched him on @thebulwark.com you would know that instead of making false claims.

I feel we're not far from seeing this

Is it a grift targeting the lowly MAGA voter or is it yet another opportunity for wealthy retailers to buy influence in wholesale quantities?

Noem funnels them like a beer bong

But I would not suggest using a Trump watch to time it.

He wouldn’t sell out! He has more gas than a Russian pipeline!

He’d sell Eric for less.

😂. Funny, but true.

...and they'd be begging for more!

Well, he’s about ready to rid MAGA of that pesky disposable income so maybe not?

Wow. And they were allowed to vote?

Only in #MAGA States to #MAGA morons.

I believe that he is selling the warehouse of perfume that he did not sell the first time around.

I'd say don't give him ideas, but the idea of him selling his own shit for fecal transplants would be fucking hilarious.

Are we entirely sure that is not what is in those bottles?

Don't give him ideas!

True. Remember when everyone trashed Hillary for using the term deplorables? Yeah. We have masked alleged fed agents abducting people (aka kidnapping); we are building a concentration camp in FL (perfect - wonder if the latino workers building the camp will then be placed in it)

Can’t disagree with you

maga would buy them to pwn the liberals

DON'T give him ideas!

Don’t. Give. Him. Ideas.

They would recognize the smell

Felon farts?.. No one has better farts. His farts should win the Noble Medal. Did you know his farts were considered a possible cure for Covid combined with drinking bleach of course..

They could keep that production line going 24-7.

It's called the "big beautiful bill"

Isn't that what his perfume is? Trumps farts in liquid form

God help us

😳yep

He Grifts because he can. As long as fools are buying, why would he stop?

I am convinced they only make about 1000 of everything so they can say they sold out…but who am I kidding, they would say it not matter what…or it is all just a money laundering front.

More likely made in China farts claimed to be his own.

He would want to profit from fossil fuel right up until the end.

Isn't that what he's doing?

And many are probably on SNAP & Medicaid. If the BBB passes, they can eat their golden shoes & drink the perfume.

trump's a stupid narcissistic conman. I find his followers and those who would buy his farts and wear the jar as a gas mask, the biggest traitors to our democracy. I have a feeling that many minds are going to change when trump's big, beautiful bill takes the food off "their" tables.

Never underestimate the power of hate.

Caveat Emptor

True. But it would create quite a stink!

Please delete this tweet, lol.

What's the obsession with him though, in order for him to be able to do that? I just don't get it.

Don’t forget to mention that only MAGA would buy it!

‘Limited Edition ass gas. I have the best ass gas. No one’s ass gas’s is better than mine”

They’d probably snicker and call it “the sweet smell of success”

He does not need more ideas, stop it!

Where are the Epstein files

He wouldn't have a chance to sell them, because the Fascist GOP is so far up his ass, they are all inhaling them.

Eww

The same sad part would be the farts wouldn't even be his and probably someones forced to fart in a jar in China

Holy farts for the cult.

You are severely underestimating the supply side with this statement.

The world would run out of jars long before Trump would run out of farts.

This post is beneath you.

Like this?

Nobody would collect the jars. We're fools for not understanding that Trump's "sales" are just a thinly veiled money laundering con to "hide" (as if) bribes paid to the president by people buying influence or paying off threats from him. The threat of import barriers? Buy $millions of Trump Bitcoin

I think in a way he is glad that he is term limited. It means in 2029, he can make billions off the sheep without having spend time as president.

Yet you licked his rim with your votes 93% of the time. Stop pretending you have any moral integrity and just grift like you did in Congress.

Adam I surely hope not.

Instead he’s selling them bottles.

‘Trump’s Trumps’ using UK slang

No, but they can call themselves RepubliCONS.

Sad but true.

Good thing he’s tight with Goya Beans

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I mean, isn’t that the essence of the new fragrance he is peddling?

Oof

Please don’t give him any ideas!

Because they are deplorable

Well let's can that crap up!!!!

Showing just how cultish they all are….. they give Trumpy Bears to their grandkids. It’s quite disturbing.

That’s why he’s bottling his piss and calling it cologne.

Is that what his new perfume/cologne is? 😝

How many Billionaires are on the Epstein List??? Pedo Daddy knows and we should start asking.

Feels so much like the worst dream ever that you just can't seem to wake up from. 🤬

Between the GOP senators and congress, there would be a fight to be the first in line.

I'll say it again "A MAGA fool and his money are soon parted."

One day he'll die and they'll cut up his suit in 1" pieces and sell them. Oh wait, he's already grifted that...

Omg so funny, but true.

Too early. I just gagged at that thought. You are correct though.

Isn’t that what he just did?

Unfortunately, we all get them for free.

Thought he already had known as a jar of SCOTUS.

Cults don’t care how stupidly they act and look.

🤣🤣🤣

He talks enough shit to fill that jar

He could bronze his turds, and MAGA would sell their food stamps to buy them.

Be more than just a fart I fear.

Sad but, true. 😢💩💩💩

They spend the paycheque on bullshit swag and then blame liberal policies for not having any money.

Ya think the farts would be gold? As a nation, we are just so stupid.

Seen the news? Already on it!

Absolutely…

Awesome concept.

Please don't give him ideas.

I know you’re right, but EWWWW!!!

Please don’t give him any ideas.

He’d fill up 100 jars a minute.

LOL - you may have just given him a new idea!

Are you kidding? He’d never sell out. He has an endless supply.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm surprised he's not eBay-ing his used diapers

Dude! I'm having breakfast for crissakes...

Isn’t that what his fragrance is? Ass?

I've said before that he could sell his used Depends, and his cult would by them.

How does he fart with Mike Johnson buried up his ass?

I sincerely believe they would buy his soiled diapers.

And then someone would go viral for sniffing them, thus gaining fart sniffing endorsements and making millions of dollars off of it. This is America in a nutshell. A bunch of fart sniffers.

No doubt. His cult is dumber than any other people on this planet.

Please don’t give him anymore ideas….

I didn’t know Ted Cruz was that wealthy.

Yeah. It's the idiots that buy them that worry me ...

And they probably won't even light.

MAGA’s would engage in gaslighting.

Now you gave him another grifting idea... 🤨

His marks will buy anything from him. OTP vp