Zython

Can't believe I had to update this in less than 2 months.

"The problem with discrimination is we haven't found the correct group to discriminate against."

TIL France still knights people.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title "Squirrels In My Pants In My Pants"

Wait, are people actually hating on the new Castlevania game because it has Estus Flasks? Are they stupid?

Wow. It's just like what happened with Dragon Quest III only this time the game's gonna suck.

It's not about "Paying their fair share", it's about ensuring they can't accrue enough power to subvert the democratic process. You can burn the money for all I care.

Does Trump even swim? Can he?

I get why they don't want this generation to last over a decade (they don't want people using the same console forever), but doing a hardware refresh NOW is just brand suicide at this point.

They're pulling a Good Bye, Lenin on him, aren't they?

"Pokemon poaching" isn't a real crime. It's a form of regulatory capture. Think about it. The only "legal" way to capture Pokemon is using devices manufactured by a single corporation (Silph Co.). Only one party stands to benefit from this arrangement, and it ain't the Pokemon.

*Looks up Ken Paxton's wikipedia article* *Born in North Dakota* Well that tracks.

7 years ago, this woman was claiming a negative depiction of her made by a Jew was "antisemitic".

extremely bold choice to announce that you're ending your campaign at the Alamo www.ksat.com/news/texas/2...

"Rape is bad." "Um, source? Lawl. 😏😏😏"

As funny as the Sickos memes are, it is my solemn duty to inform everyone that, much like the No Fear/One Fear shirt meme, none of the memes are as funny as the meme's origin.

Look, I wouldn't wish having to code CSS on my worst enemy, but come the fuck on.

I just realized what Mar-a-Lago Face reminded me of.

The vibe coded piece of shit software is preventing me from complaining about another company's vibe-coded piece of shit software. How ironic.

I guarantee you heard that Napoleon quote about an army marching on its stomach, and thought “That’s dumb. I’d have my army marching on its feet.”

Not enough Dem’s are running on the platform of: “These shitstains think they’re better than you. Let’s put them in their place.”

That Time I Didn’t Get Reincarnated Because I Managed to Escape Samsara and Reach Nirvana.

Christian Zionism makes a LOT more sense when you look at it as a tool of ethnically cleansing Jews from North America and Europe, as well as ethnically cleaning Palestinians.

“So it’s a corridor?” “In space.”

This is what needs to be emphasized. They don’t oppose healthcare. They oppose YOU having healthcare.

The One Piece is real!

We're getting movies about how Iran orchestrated 9/11, Saddam was planning a nerve gas attack in the US, and the Chinese being responsible for Abu Ghraib, aren't we?

Look, you can claim the Bolsheviks were bad for what they did to the Romanovs, but shit like this demonstrates for the practical reasons for it.

According to my therapist, you can just do this to your insecurities.

Today is October 3rd, which, as far as I understand it, the day the Mean Girls burned down their house so they could never go back.

I need to work on my series.

Thread. But to expand on this, no one’s going to pay money to watch an AI movie in theaters for the same reason that no one goes to Carnegie Hall too listen to a player piano. The craft is part of the appeal, even if it results in flawed execution.

This is my only take on that NYT best TV list: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Lh...

No, I’m not reading that lesbian bar story or engaging in the discourse about it. That’s beneath me.

Won't work. Regular people pooled $4 million to buy her out, and she refused it. She'd rather get a dollar from rich people than ten dollars from poor people. www.pressherald.com/2020/07/24/g...

Real proud Houstonians still call it Enron Park. 🫡

16 years without shiny Victini...