Zyn 🦇🔞

Zyn 🦇🔞

@zyntaks.ca

🔞 25 / 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Toronto / Gooey Bat / Weird Horny Stuff + Programming / PFP by: @onedumbmouse.bsky.social

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Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

ZynGPT it just spits out "kys" if your input is over 100 words long otherwise it randomly picks "yes" or "no"

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

I didn’t vote in the local election yesterday because all my town’s candidates are the same. I regret it because the one guy I really don’t like got elected. He’s a local business owner with a big ego who just wants his name on signs. He bitched at a charity event when they didn’t thank him enough!

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@zyntaks.ca

His whole career has been spent chasing reasons for his name to appear in headlines and it’s just so gross to me lol

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

I honestly should have just gone and voted for the incumbent who’s had the position basically my whole life, mediocre as he is

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

dear ProCreate: holy shit add icloud or external storage as an option!!! my poor 32gb ipad gets so full of art

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

purging my ipad of all things and re-setting it up without the burden of icloud photos & messages so that it never fills up w random garbage

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

smth about being an identical object is really hot. Owners getting their drone-partners confused at a party and taking home the wrong one, never noticing or fixing the mistake,, >~>

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

3 years ago, you gave yourself to the love of your life, converted to their blank rubber fuckdrone for all eternity. trained to behave exactly as all others. 2 years ago, they got you mixed up at a party and took home a stranger's drone, as they took you. He still tells it how much he loves it~

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

i kinda think it's a big red flag when someone is super into armies and military aesthetics, gear, or history tbh

Zyn 🦇🔞
@zyntaks.ca

Anyone using a shared host (e.g. PHP web hosting bundled in by your domain registrar) should be shaking knowing those fuckers probably don’t bother to patch it