Tomaž Zaman

I’m a fan!

Based on these numbers, how many days do you think this test ran? :D

My sons asked if they can borrow my studio strobes while I’m at the gym. Sure, I said. This is the result. 😂

How much stress testing is too much stress testing?

Fun times. 🤪

Almost two months to New Year. Please let Mariah Carey rest for a little while longer. Ktnxbai.

Best Thumbnail I've ever done 👌 Video here 👉 youtu.be/yASyD_i5kj4

They butchered the Witcher. 🤦‍♂️

Scope of delivery. Not sure how to keep that top plexi clean though 😅

Almost looks like we’re dealing drugs. I mean we are, but our drugs are networking equipment. We are weird that way.

Starting to look like the real thing.

I’m not supposed to show this to anyone. 🙈

I’m ghetto like that. 😂

Ready? Ready!

It’s Tuesday. Go treat yourself with a cake.

Brew on MacOS should be named Bro. $ bro install gcc 😜

Yay!

Testing the SFP LED control daemon. When no module: LEDs off. When module, no link: Orange. When module, link: Green and orange blinks. Done. ✅

Me: scolding my kids for playing with food. Also me:

I hate dealing with invoices. So I made an Agent that I can send an invoice to via Whatsapp. It will analyze the invoice, find the corresponding transaction in Xero, and attach it. 💪

Yes.

Red is for passion, right?

Patient survived the surgery. Will explain what's going on in the upcoming video.

I just said "We're all adults" to someone and immediately felt weird.

SFP modules have a somewhat convoluted way of driving LEDs so we decided to just wire those signals to GPIO pins and drive LEDs through a custom userspace script. Ultimate flexibility 💪

Turns out enabling watchdog in u-boot might not be a good idea. More trouble (later in Linux), than it's worth.

I just bought ONE MILLION MAC addresses. AMA 😅

Big win for the day. Developed self-tests for each and every chip on the board. The result might not look like much, but there's probably a 1000 lines of code to make sure every device is properly initialised and running.

Proof that BMWs used to have blinkers!

According to the lore, I’m supposed to touch something. Not sure what tho 🙈

I think I’m lost. 😂

When in Munich, eat apfelstrudel.

Mondays are best started at Octoberfest. 

Definition of a romantic relationship between man and machine.

Well, it works! Wi-Fi too. 💪

This is how you’re supposed to test Wifi card, right? RIGHT?

I could fix that.

Poetry in 4 acts.

Amsterdam is not the worst place to have an IoT conference at.

Flight attendants at KLM are absolute legends. They asked me what the rods in my backpack are for and I replied “so I can talk to aliens on the flight”. Had a good laugh, and after we reached altitude, I got a gift. ❤️

Obligatory boarding pic. 👋

Feeling the heat. 🤓

All this fuss for a 32MB firmware image. 🤭

Cable management: ✅

Assemble the server: 20 min. Try to boot Debian from USB in UEFI mode: 3 hours and counting.

This is how you conclude a business trip. Pizza and Negroni ❤️

Best part of speaking at conferences is taking selfies at the seaside. 👌

I gave a talk. A duck was there.

The first internet router called IMP 1 was the size of a phonebooth.