Zach Handley

Siri is such a useless twat

www.justice.gov/epstein/file... Ahh I knew #elonmusk was a pedo

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social www.dailybulletin.com/2026/01/29/l...

Conservatives and liberals tend to engage in different evidence-gathering strategies www.psypost.org/conservative...

It is in bad taste to generalize people under the bad or mal-intentioned, as the ones who will listen to how you feel about that, are the very same people you want on your side

Kevin Hart, “I don’t do things for money” Hold on, you mean your entire acting career was chosen, by you? #oof

If you have a mental problem, if you get angry quickly, if you’re depressed, if you’re anything, other than healthy. Go see a damn therapist and stop putting your shit on everyone else around you because you’re lazy and bad a life

Who the hell cast the #FyreFestival guy for Peacock’s reality show lmfao — that loser doesn’t deserve any screen time

Here’s a thought: if you don’t want to be made fun of and a meme when you die, maybe don’t be a terrible person

@stevewoz.bsky.social so, are you guys ever going to make XCode not confusing and bad? All due respect, it’s the worst editor out there. I can’t even get it to sync my team that I definitely have attached to debug run an application. And the signing. Why is that not fully automated? Wild

Testing new Quick Post from Socialaize!

@stephenking.bsky.social So, you ever gonna talk about this? x.com/StephenKing/... Why you acting like you on the list

Here we go round 2 testing cross-posting

Wooh, fully transitioned Socialaize over to appwrite.io from self hosted to their Cloud

@anthropic.com why is Claude being an absolute moron right now

Florida: has hundreds of miles of trains Also Florida: none of the trains go from the airport to the two destinations in Orlando that matter

We should just call #republicans parrots, because that’s all they’re capable of doing

Very impressed with #Claude4 it’s been a killer. If you’re still using GPT you’re behind, I promise!

I saw this on LinkedIn and loved it, I tried to do this forever ago in Wacraft 3’s World Editor and I couldn’t figure it out, but this makes so much sense! #programming

#expedition33 is by far my favorite game of the last two years, they have done an amazing job

He’s so good at this.

I tried to be a Breton in #OblivionRemastered but I had to go remake an Argonian because kinda dragon and Breton looks like just a dude

Fun fact: using #snapchat gives them the ability to use your likeness according to their terms. Never using that app again.

I can’t believe they actually killed Joel in #thelastofus S2 I wish they didn’t do him dirty again, though I am glad we are following video games, I’m so split!

#bluesky has no stored parent reference in reply threads, so if you reply to a reply and they delete their reply, it’s just a random thread now

Hot take: #Heroes should kill anyone who’s killed or raped. Tired of superhero media mimicking real life where villains exploit mercy. Daredevil’s a prime example. Evil grows back if you don’t rip it out at the root and how many have to suffer for their indecision

Tired of the ugly games? PLAY OUR UGLY GAME INSTEAD!

I am officially almost done with #socialaize ‘s extensive analytics and social hub feature! The social hub allows you to see a combined (or separated) feed of your posts, conversations, and more! The only platform that won’t be supported on launch is #linkedin — check it out! socialaize.com

Fun fact, #threads API access is so restricted that you can’t like posts, or even get a users unique ID — if a user changes their username, I have basically no way of identifying them 😂 gotta love social media companies

I do have to admit, sometimes #LA sucks because it’s far and few between where people are kind without an ulterior motive

@nerdy.dev hey saw your article, you should totally go work for Mozilla instead haha

I guess I won’t be having any #pizza tonight…

Every #AI company, “Hey guys we’ve added a new PRO MAX ULTRA version that’s 5 times the cost, and gives you more!” *secretly reduces the available messages and answer quality for the lower tier version* #claude

@bsky.app can you guys fix that weird pause that your videos have? It’s as if there’s no streaming or something

Fuck #nintendo for 80$ games. Raising the industry price from 70$ to 80$ at this current point in time is such a dick move, and on top of that inventing your own paid Discord ONLY for Switch. You’re single handedly saying it’s okay to charge consumers 80$ for a game

I watched the movie #Outward last night and let me just say: whoever wrote it needs to go back to film school on how a movie is supposed to end. An entire movie on this kid and his brother to see their dead dad for a day and not only do they only get him for 1 min, but 1/3 fam gets to see him bc bs

Whoever’s in charge of the #pokemon games should be fired immediately 20+ years of waiting for them to add something new. All they had to do was copy Palworld minus guns. Instead they give us an entire game in… ONE CITY. Bunch of jackasses

It’s wild how everyone wants me to get their app or their crap #msn and then don’t even let you read articles anymore

By the way if you like what I post, be sure to find me on Bluesky — I am currently posting on Bluesky, and then my app (socialaize.com) automatically reposts my content to Mastodon and Threads #socialaize

OKAY, I have tried to remain neutral in the whole Israel Palestine thing, but Israel just sent ground troops in, the day after killing 400 people with rockets (after killing what, 8000 total?) It’s not a war, its one persecuted group using their persecution as a reason to persecute another #israel

How are people so dumb? Like genuinely. I want to know. Is it inbreeding? There’s a measles outbreak in Texas, and some dumb moron went to Texas, got infected, and came BACK to LA. Maybe just stop going to Texas? Maybe hold off, or get vaccinated, or just WAIT. Jesus. Radiation? Lead maybe?

we allowed them to connect and make more of themselves

@tacobell.bsky.social this is a 4$ burrito????????? #garbage

#PSA: Tomorrow is DST, we are moving forward an hour, pls remember and get some rest! Nobody likes #DST but here we are!

Ugh we have a parking spot that is like, a 4x4 grid with two against the wall, and 2 towards the road. We have the back right spot. If someone parks in the back left, we can’t get in or out. Never had an issue. New neighbor is the whitest trash you know and keeps taking our spot. Hell.

“We intentionally fucked up that thing you love” ftfy