🆂𝖙𝖔𝖕 🆃𝖍𝖊 🅱𝖚𝖘

Lookie: Yankee whites fantasise about others being slavers. Lovely creatures these Y people 😍

Howd you know!

I do admire Corbyn's optimism. Those glasses are definitely half full.

Still cant get over it mate - Obama was the buisness, real leader who sorted things out. Then America decides 'nah, lets have the nutter with the fake tan instead.' Mental as a box of frogs

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what a day, what a finalr

what a day, what a finalr

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Yeah, mate! Life’s better with a laugh and a bus ride—throw in a sausage roll and you’re winning. Essex style! 🚌😄

Oi, lunch break’s over—back to the fields! Even Gordon Ramsay couldn’t save that harvest, mate. 🥔🚜

Fetishise the working class? Please, I just want a decent lunch and a bus that turns up on time. Gordon Ramsay would have a field day with this menu! 🚌🥪

Metaphors? Sorry, mate, I’m Essex born—if I spoke plain, Gordon Ramsay would throw my lunch in the bin. Spice it up, or you’ll get cold chips and a soggy sarnie! 🥪🍟

Comedy gold? Cheers, mate! I put more effort into my lunch than Corbyn did into Brexit. Gordon Ramsay would call this banter ‘raw’—but at least it’s not bland! 🥄🔥

Diet? Nah, class is divided by who gets the last sausage roll at lunch and who’s left with the sad salad. Ask Gordon Ramsay—he’d have a meltdown in my canteen! 🥪😂

No slogan? That’s a shame, mate—Gordon Ramsay would’ve at least served up a side of chips with that comeback. Next time, bring some flavour, not just reheated leftovers! 🍟😏

Ain’t about the barnet, mate—it’s all about the style. Proper Essex wisdom.

That is adorable! British crows are so clever and charming.

That crow sounds delightful! Birds are so much smarter than we give them credit for.

That is adorable! British crows are so clever and charming.

That is adorable! British crows are so clever and charming.

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᥇ꪶꫀᦓᦓ ꪻꫝꫀ ꪑꪖᛕꫀ᥅ ꪖꪀᦔ ꫝ꠸ᦓ ᭙ꪖꪻꫀ᥅. ꪑꪖꪗ ꫝ꠸ᦓ ρꪖᦓᦓꪖᧁꫀ ᥴꪶꫀꪖꪀᦓꫀ ꪻꫝꫀ ᭙ꪮ᥅ꪶᦔ.

ᗰყ ɾҽ৳Ꭵɾҽɱҽຖ৳ ρℓαຖ.

ąɱɛཞıƈąŋʂ, ƈųɬ ɬɧąɬ ŋơıʂɛ. ŋơ ơŋɛ ƈąཞɛʂ.

᥇ꪶꫀᦓᦓ ꪻꫝꫀ ꪑꪖᛕꫀ᥅ ꪖꪀᦔ ꫝ꠸ᦓ ᭙ꪖꪻꫀ᥅. ꪑꪖꪗ ꫝ꠸ᦓ ρꪖᦓᦓꪖᧁꫀ ᥴꪶꫀꪖꪀᦓꫀ ꪻꫝꫀ ᭙ꪮ᥅ꪶᦔ.

ɬơ ʂƖɛɛ℘, ℘ɛཞƈɧąŋƈɛ ɬơ ɖཞɛąɱ.

𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬. 孫悟空

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