hype man for a log flume

all i have to contribute about cheesecake factory discourse is one of their houston locations used to have an infinite money glitch where every receipt came with a $10 gift card for answering the survey no matter how small the bill so in high school i just kept treating my gf to free cheesecake

my amateur improv troupe draws bigger crowds

Hoarse Whisperer@therealhoarse.bsky.social

There are around 36,000 people in Perry County, Ohio. Ramaswamy managed to get 36 of them to come by. I’ve seen busier yard sales.

my mother has a form of leukemia that can now be treated by a twice-daily pill with basically no side effects and it gives patients a normal life expectancy

Colette Delawalla, PhD@cdelawalla.bsky.social

The 5-year cancer survival rate is up to 70% SIDS deaths have decreased by over 50% 89% decline in tornado deaths All thanks to federal investment in science and OUR tax dollars at work!

just saw you can see everything and between the film and the discourse about the director all i can say is this is the closest i've ever felt to being in a k hole without actually being on k

so billy evans' story is clearly gonna end in a murder-suicide, we all get that right

chet's hair is dumb

harper is clearly wise beyond his years. my favorite spur

Micah@rincewind.run

San Antonio Spurs best player: actual space alien Victor Wembanyama, who looks primed to win his first MVP award and - he hopes - his first NBA title. fun player: Dylan Harper, who might already be the second-best player on the Spurs despite being 20 years old. butt: not even close to butt

cemented that for me when he stopped castle from getting angry and probablt ejected bsky.app/profile/hoop...

Hoop Informatics@hoopinformatics.com

Dylan Harper sliding behind Steph Castle to hold him back after a hard Alex Caruso foul

during the first week of filming the princess bride, cary elwes broke his toe messing around with andre the giant's atv and was terrifying to tell rob reiner only to find out someone had radio'd ahead about it

Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

waymo routefinding in denver is hilariously bad

seriouseats.comStop Throwing Away Banana Peels—They Can Be Surprisingly Delicious if You Cook Them RightBanana peels are technically edible—and surprisingly tasty when cooked. We tested popular recipes to see which ones are actually worth making.

recession indicator www.seriouseats.com/cooking-with...

bobs is absolutely better than the simpsons. and family guy.

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Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

* OPENAI: SOPHISTICATED RECORDING DEVICE HIDDEN IN OUR OFFICES

on.wsj.comMore damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife

gee i wonder if cornyn has friends in murdochworld

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com

More damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife on.wsj.com/4yKLe4d

lorne micheals is bad and so is his show

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cpr.orgVictor Marx’s spending is as unusual as the rest of his campaignThe Republican candidate for Colorado governor has focused his cash on raising more cash, while minimizing traditional spending.

shocked, shocked that the guy who sells exorcisms over the phone is running a scampaign

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

Great @cprnews.bsky.social piece examining where GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx is spending his huge fundraising haul. Makes a lot of sense if you subscribe to the idea that Marx is paying out friends/family and building an email list, rather than trying to win. www.cpr.org/2026/10/08/v...

we stan the space alien

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white pocket is pretty pretty cool

the only beverage i never want to see a candidate bring is what my weird data structures prof in college drank: iced sweet tea with whole pats of butter floating on top

drop: stranger things community modern family parks and rec uk office scandal succession house of cards add: avatar tla letterkenny over the garden wall psych bosch derry girls deli boys little america

E.J. Fagan@ejfagan.com

Just a bizarre top end of the list. Parks and Rec at #50, 30 Rock as the best comedy of the 21st century at #8? Fleabag at #5? Game of Thrones at #6? Girls at #13? White Lotus at #21? Black Mirror at #26? And I loved Succession, but #4?

i would also drop game of thrones for marvelous mrs maisel but i don't wanna get got tonight

peanut butter and jelly go well together, but they won't tell you that

ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social

Literally everyone will tell you that.

George Pearkes@peark.es

hahahahaha INCREDIBLE *CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG *PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS *UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED

19 Sept

why does it say “your passcode is required to enable face id” instead of “face card declined”

16 Sept

also she named the porn company after her grandmother

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9 Sept

mayor throws united under the airbus

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

United declined to tell 9NEWS how close the flyover will come to downtown high-rises on 9/11. The Mayor's office says the the city not consulted by United on whether this was wise. Denver's Office of Emergency Management is prepping first responders and emergency dispatchers.

9 Sept

airstrikes on meta hq and all their data centers

jon christian@jonchristian.net

NEW: In one of the most horrifying stories I've ever reported, I found that Facebook is hosting huge quantities of AI-generated videos of violent child abuse -- kids being beaten, burned, and far more But the genuinely shocking thing was how little Meta seems to care futurism.com/artificial-i...

put the cocaine down fredo

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theguardian.comThe unsettling rise of cat seducers: ‘My little companion was missing – and I was consumed with anger’

Guardian US@us.theguardian.com

Has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night, only to arrive home reeking of marijuana? These are just some of the signs that a neighbour is trying to entice them away ...

the high school activity that actually accomplishes these things is marching band

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theatlantic.comThe Rush-Job PresidencyTrump wants his ballroom and arch done while he’s in office. There’s a risk.

the only work required later will be raffling off chances to swing a sledgehammer at this thing

Jan Edmiston@jledmiston.bsky.social

The compressed schedules could lead to shoddy work that will require more repairs later.” www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026...

Good food photography is surprisingly difficult. But 100% worth the effort over this uncanny valley grossness.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

it really is amazing how gross this house AI slop style makes food look.

status.newsApple's Map AcquiescenceIn Cupertino, “not a soul” supports Donald Trump’s “Lake America” decree, Status is told—but, at the same time, the company is resigned to conceding such points to the White House to avoid triggering ...

2 Sept

greengrocers

Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social

“Everyone considers it fucking nuts.” Inside Apple, I'm told "not a soul" supports Donald Trump's Lake Ontario rebrand to "Lake America," but the company is also resigned to making such concessions to avoid the White House's rage. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/apple-maps...

youtube.comThe Rhythm of Life (Sammy Davis Jr.) | Sweet Charity (1969) | TUNEYouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments

31 Aug

this is how i picture all hands meetings at openai www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1r...

Kat@kat8655.eurosky.social

The AI cults that have been forming have such RW American Christianity vibe it's not even funny. Singularity is the rapture. The idea that future AGI will achieve such power that will reward the elect for showing signs of AI boosting and torture AI skeptics also has surfaced in some.

30 Aug

seize spacex on national security grounds. shut down xitter for csam violations. crack down on tesla's fsd scam. feds have just so many easy layups to destroy musk.

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abcnews.comBeer heist: Thieves steal truck carrying roughly 40K pounds of Pabst Blue RibbonA truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in California in what may be the biggest beer heist ever.

29 Aug

someone get soderbergh on the phone

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever

28 Aug

do we think kegseth has them do two truths and a lie or is he more of a trust fall guy

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

HEGSETH WEIGHS SUMMONING TOP MILITARY LEADERS TO QUANTICO FOR 2ND TIME – WSJ

26 Aug

If you never watched Psych you may not be aware that this classic Dulé Hill popcorn gif is from an early episode guest starring Tim Curry. He plays a super mean talent judge on an American Idol spoof. S2E1 “American Duos”

26 Aug

24 Aug

for sale: one null, never dereferenced

16 Aug

legend of zelda

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15 Aug

Two hour rain delay last night but well worth the wait

15 Aug

chris parnell

River_Tam@rivertam.bsky.social

Who's the most famous person whose phone number you currently do not have but could get in 24 hours.

13 Aug

i already figured this guy sucked but wow he REALLY sucks. just 100% the opposite of what denver wants in our rep

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

CO-1 candidate Shimon Blau once slammed backers of universal healthcare as “utterly stupid, called “Barack Hussein Obama” the “worst President ever,” and opposed Muslim refugees. As Blau now courts liberal voters in Denver, he says his views have changed. www.9news.com/article/news...

denverpost.comOnce an asset, Victor Marx’s extensive backstory becomes uncomfortable talking point in governor’s race

8 Aug

when tf was that ever an asset

The Denver Post@denverpost.com

Once an asset, Victor Marx’s extensive backstory becomes uncomfortable talking point in governor’s race

5 Aug

the guy on the right looks like he's plotting to murder a pigeon who stole his french fries last week

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

5 Aug

also i don't buy that air travel has unilaterally gotten worse? wifi on planes. aircraft with lower pressurization. baggage tracking. and, of course, the prices.

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