real doctor

anyway hii i’m max! i been cosplaying for about 13 years, maybe making a new costume every year, as well as other odds and ends projects

singular pragmata mention in the capcom store

vince is gonna catch me up yuto-ice cause we got ringside tickets for power struggle

i love vending machines having more that four drinks and not costing 5 usd for a default fucking mountain dew

this ekiben was literally manufactured for me alone

mercy picked her first ever professional wrestling fave and within seconds of that they spray painted her face and beat her ass

got the chrome tips again

have you guys seen this

glazing lost highway on this beautiful tuesday

🫩 don’t make me tap the sign.

When your friend transitions but they keep their name

Signalis Is Cute

two drinks deep i feel home again

finally at hotel

you hit the button accidentally and the mgs ground zeroes lights come on like this

klein/11 man im dead

uma isn’t working rn and my steam deck is dead

how tf is there still four more hours of plane

buying food for two on a plane for 20 made me remember why i love this country

going to replay ender magnolias for the ost

made this joke and then a real zombie was revealed to be coughing up their lungs across from me

tried to melatonin my ass for this flight but my t virus ass body decided i needed to ditch it and stay awake for eight full hours

hope the next ffxiv expansion doesnt have any more dungeons where you play out a flashback of a city being exploded while a victorian child goes "mummy, what are those missiles flying towards us? are they food?" and then the kid gets cartoon nuked and leaves behind a missile-shaped monster you kill

What is it about Umamusume: Pretty Derby?

why isn’t this playing on the premium screens in Boston, but fuckin street fighter still is

new album cover

Focus, M

Seeing genuine joy out of people losing money in horse racing

i think i should remake my neo universe ears

Laughable World Design Is Why I Beat Heavy Rain

big fan of these pics of me in the last year

They really hosted the Uma Rave in the Spencer Mansion