Yanick

I wanted to share the art without the dark grey overlay that the play button adds

I think one reason people assume I'm younger than I am is that they think a 39 year old looks like a 60 year old

In the handbag isle of Ross dress For Less with a field recorder sampling the clicking of the security tags because they have created a beautiful polyrhythm

We all got that one homie with low self-preservation instincts 😂

Tiktok TTS voice: Help me I broke apart my insides H

Bringing a Ziploc bag of apple slices to the venue

Back on some elements of my bullshit

I think there have been enough emails

Yanick! @yanick.fm

Dangerous things aren't even real

Woke up laughing from a dream where a commercial was saying, “Are you tired of embossing new dogtags every time you get a new favorite Bible verse?”

Learn how to compliment someone without putting yourself down

Taking damage every time I have to set up another account

Support group for people who just got a new phone and have to set it up

put him inside an egg palanquin carried by baddies idfk

You're allowed to be ugly on the bus, I've done it

One of my goals is to eat food

If you work in a kitchen, you know that every day there will be a fly that is the bane of your existence

Snack of Pringle

Why do stores make you go on a scavenger hunt to find batteries

Oi bruv where art thou

Everyone wants to post something good, but how about we post something memorable

Apple with peanut butter saved my life

Water tower Friend, NE

It's okay if the eulogy isn't perfect the first time. You can keep talking about them

heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*

Lifehack:

Doing anything online is like, ERROR