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Our cheesecake factory is next door to a Brazilian steakhouse, and if I'm dropping that kind of money, I'm walking away with meat sweats that are gonna linger for a couple of days.

Bluesky has four kinds of users...

The flying car thing was a pretty good stunt, but I've seen way more interesting failures.

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.

Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.

Be as literal and pedantic as I and put on PJ Harvey's song while reading this very interesting thread.

Here's a little guide for anyone interested in where candidates for office in Tennessee stand on cannabis. #cannabis #Tennessee #tnlegalizecannabis2026

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Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

1 año en 100 viñetas 62- Quino

"Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States." W. E. B. Du Bois, who died on this day in 1963

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BREAKING: The secret feminist mafia who call themselves “The Clitorati” are reportedly launching dozens of “Republican twink” AI accounts online to catch the members of the GOP’s infamous “Closetocracy” in sex stings.

Horrible realization of one thing that age has taken from me is the enthusiastic fart.

This woman can sing anything. #sierraferrell

this is hoppers fanart because i desperately wanted a beady eye, felt like beaver plushie like in the movie so i made one

@melissagiragrant.com Antique store about a mile down the freeway from me; (this is a panoramic shot of a straight shelf, thus the breaks in the center)

MusiCares helps musicians get & stay sober. They helped me get sober 24 yrs ago (they paid my rent to live in a sober living halfway house when I had 2 broken arms) and it’s a privilege to be able to give back. I’m proof that any $ you send them does WORK. donor.musicares.org/page/FUNMPDS...

I like how Sabrina Carpenter looks like a Bruce Timm drawing that he wished to life.

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

Anyone in the Chattanooga area going to this? Anyone been to one before? #BluegrassLive

My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.

Coroton the spherical pig is the mascot of Maebashi City.

‘Hope Is the Thing with Feathers’ is culmination of two decades of music and personal growth. I can’t think of a better way to share it with you, than with the artists who have been by my side for the whole journey.

This looks like I’m making a soufflé; but it’s fried chicken. I think it’s the corn starch.

Ooo; Frank Lloyd Wright house on sale in Chatty; what a great view!

The slightly cooler weather has allowed Morsel some much missed window time. #Caturday

...and if you aren't watching the movie itself, check out @bobchipman.bsky.social's Really That Good episode on it, one of the top 3 pieces of quality in-depth movie criticism on YouTube: youtu.be/BPoILjs6BYI?...

New Legalization Nation Tennessee going fot the anti-hemp gold medal