xoxo Xopher

Let’s see if Walt Disney World ephemera hypnotism works on Bluesky… You are getting sleepy. You want to send me your Magic Kingdom guide map, copyright 1992.

Yup!

Funky musical distractions for you tonight on Bubblewrap at 7pm e @wvew.org

Would you rather have a cool gold chain or talk MMA with Rogan? Thanks to the Mark VR App, you don’t have to decide!

Well boy howdy...how time flies! 5 days until the 2nd Circuits in the Woods electronic music festival in downtown Brattleboro, VT. Saturday, October 24th, 2026 (1pm-11:30 pm) Over 20 events and four venues, featuring musical performances, workshops, and hands-on experimentation all in one […]

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Filled out our ballots! #nokings

Done with Trump rall.com/comic/done-w...

October 15, 1966. CBS aired the episode of Space Ghost/Dino Boy featuring the villains Brak and Sisto. Brak was voiced by actor Keye Luke. So, it’s Brak’s 60th anniversary today.

Sticking to the plan and stay on schedule…

Hi, today I am starting the office of Holy Wars.…

Happy 55th bday to Walt Disney World.

Bianca admiring Lynda Barry’s “Coil Method Marlys” #caturday #cartoon #lyndabarry

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS lawsuit seeking to compel Vermont to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database. Another victory for Elias Law Group and our clients. DOJ is now 0-24. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/vermon...

Why isn't anyone talking about this? What REALLY happened in New York?

You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!

Big beautiful B. posing for #caturday

You masturbate and the devil laughs. Tune into Haggerty to stop your satanic lust in its tracks. https://bit.ly/4yTz8X6

Tomorrow on The Jim Haggerty Show: They bled so you don't have to. Tune in at 8 p.m. ET.

A relative was telling someone that AI was ”artificial information.” Works for me.

#prince4ever

BLUESKY - WE NEED YOUR HELP! We’re trying to get AI facial recognition tech banned at venues. We’ve got hundreds of artists who’ve pledged to boycott venues that use this tech & we’re shifting into high gear to get hundreds more!

“Unbox that so I can sit in it.” #unboxing #caturday

Summer

Doubling down on a pointless war, getting troops killed, adding more nukes to the middle east, and raising prices on everything by 10%… sure seems like a winning strategy! Bigly.

It’s the new dance goin’ ‘round…. youtu.be/1KTpiuEgCrc

’member when he didn’t put his hand on the bible to take the oath? 🤔

The Jim Haggerty Show is live. There’s nothing better to watch in your crate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o28FfNKv6w

If you noticed toilet water tastes different today, you’re not imagining things. Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.

The way to keep people talking about Epstein would be for the GOP to confirm Blanche. Are they dumb enough to do this? 🤪

(Try this again…) Some weird red shadows from smokey sky sun… looks like a stain but is red sunlight on a grey carpet.

“Democrats might take the Senate due to GOP die-offs” is an interesting strategy. #2547

Who needs cherry pie? ME! When do I need it? NOW! (What do people do who don’t bake? 🤔🤪)